What's the frequency, Kenneth??!
Question: I met a man in Kansas City at Dennys about 10 years ago named Kenneth Mitchell. He told me that HE was the Kenneth the guy was referring to as he pummeled Dan Rather. He said the government was watching his every move. He said the David Letterman was sending him codes when he tapped his script cards on his desk. The guy rambled on this insanity as if I was his closest confidant. I figured if I were to get back to St. Louis alive I would have to prove I was crazier than he was. I just happened to have a small toy alien in my jacket pocket I was holding for my son. I slowly pulled it out and in a secretive manner announced to him "I have an alien in my pocket." It didnt phase him one iota. He continued his mad rambling.
I did manage to slip out and walk the mile to my sister in laws house unharmed.
Answers: I met a man in Kansas City at Dennys about 10 years ago named Kenneth Mitchell. He told me that HE was the Kenneth the guy was referring to as he pummeled Dan Rather. He said the government was watching his every move. He said the David Letterman was sending him codes when he tapped his script cards on his desk. The guy rambled on this insanity as if I was his closest confidant. I figured if I were to get back to St. Louis alive I would have to prove I was crazier than he was. I just happened to have a small toy alien in my jacket pocket I was holding for my son. I slowly pulled it out and in a secretive manner announced to him "I have an alien in my pocket." It didnt phase him one iota. He continued his mad rambling.
I did manage to slip out and walk the mile to my sister in laws house unharmed.
98.2 and keep it under your hat.
I bet Dan Rather knows.
EDIT: THIS is why Dan may know:
CBS News anchor Dan Rather, renowned for his unusual expressions and sayings, has led a colorful life. However, one bizarre event really takes the cake.
One night in October 1986, Rather was walking down a Manhattan street when he was punched from behind and thrown to the ground. His assailant kicked and beat him while repeating, "Kenneth, what is the frequency?"
No one could explain the event, and the rumors flew fast and wide. Some speculated the assailant was a KGB agent, while others claimed the attack was the work of a jealous husband. Rather himself couldn't shed any light on the subject. His explanation at the time?
I got mugged. Who understands these things? I didn't and I don't now. I didn't make a lot of it at the time and I don't now. I wish I knew who did it and why, but I have no idea.
Apparently the strange event moved R.E.M. singer Michael Stipe, who said of the incident:
It remains the premier unsolved American surrealist act of the 20th century. It's a misunderstanding that was scarily random, media hyped and just plain bizarre.
The attack inspired the 1994 R.E.M. hit "What's the Frequency, Kenneth." Being a good sport, Dan Rather even accompanied the band when they performed the song on a Late Show with David Letterman appearance.
In 1997, based on a tip from a psychiatrist, Rather's attacker was identified as William Tager. According to the psychiatrist, Tager, who was currently serving time for killing an NBC stagehand, blamed news media for beaming signals into his head, and thought if he could just find out the correct frequency, he could block those signals that were constantly assailing him. Hence the enigmatic inquiry.
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We'll never know, will we?
(Why Dan rather?)