My cat is in heat and she won't stop bawling and moaning and I can't shu!
Question: ....some extra long Q-Tips?
Answers: ....some extra long Q-Tips?
Use your pinky finger that's how I shut up mine.
...did I just say that out loud?
try the doctors office
Just do the job yourself.
I'm not positive, but I think Hobbytown USA. They use them for cleaning coins and handling Magic Cards.
walgreens
You can try duct taping 4 or 5 together
You'd be better off calling a cat escort service.
Pet Smart has a thing for cats. You have to ask for it, it's behind the counter.
Yuck,,what are you going to do with Extra long Qtips? Why dont you just have her spayed?
throw her outside, I'm sure one of the male cats hanging around out back will shut her up for you.
give her a couple of benadryl. make about a 3 inch abdominal incison. Locate the falopian tubes and cauterize them with a soldering gun, take some cat gut while in there and sew her up. Then when incision is healed you can let her out. Or take her to the vet to get her spayed. . . .probably a little more aesthetic
I believe they sell kitty muzzles at PetCo...
They're in your top drawer. What do you use those for anyway?.......never mind. I don't think I want to know.
(note to self.. Stop snooping in Buks drawers! )?
Are you sure it's the cat you hear and not Billy... Where did he go anyway?
"BILLY!!"
um .. ok .. no
Let me know if you find out!
Q-tip ear sex is the best
whtas in heat....
ru going to gag herr?? sadd...
hmm idk.. just tape a few together.. or just go to the store.
Get her a vibrator. She will love you forever and ever.
lol. I know what she's going through.
Let her out into the world to find her own.
Pharmacy Direct???
doesn't johnny trash have a supply of flaming q-tips? those have got to be extra long.
Ya, I got one of those, but they cut off my drive, so it's just there. You can use it if you want. I don't care. I 'm gonna take a nap.
get her some discreet toys or an infertile tom!
better yet call in Yidiot's retarded brother, hell fix her "in heat problem"!
Poor kitty,Q-Tips just aren't gonna cut it.
She needs an arranged marriage.
I gotta cat.. and when she was like that i had her spayed.. forget about the qtips.. unless you plan on cleaning her ears out..
Have her spayed & she'll stop the foolishness!
Buk, I am shocked! A righteous do-gooder such as yourself has never had his cat spayed? Time for do-it-yourself neutering class. First, you will need an exacto knife and some duct tape...
Let her sit on the washing machine while it's set to "spin cycle". That should fix the problem.
Put the cat outside with some fish heads next you will have kittens.
crazy glue some together
put her in the woods
we have a lot of those really long Q-tips at dental offices for when we need to apply topical anesthetic prior to giving an injection.
ask your dentist to donate some to the cause.
i was going to say...she sounds like me... then i saw your solution and decided....welll......not so much!!