What would you do if you got slapped in the face with a piece of ham?!
Question: Find a herring and slap whoever ham-slapped me
Answers: Find a herring and slap whoever ham-slapped me
eat it
lol...probably fall down...
take the piece of ham from the person, take a bite then wear their *** out with the remaining piece
If someone slapped me with a piece of ham on the FACE I would punch them in the FACE. But why would you slap someone with a piece of ham on the face?
Make a ham sandwich
steal the ham, and dropkick said person who hit me
laugh...unless it hurt really bad...then i'd cry. then make the person who hit me with it...eat it! : )
omg. i HAVE been slapped in the face with a peice of ham. By my sister. What did I do? I hit her with the LEG of ham the slice was cut off from. Broke her nose.
So that is what you do.