What starts with C ends with T?!
Question: is hairy on the outside, oval delicious and contains a whitish liquid... LOL
Answers: is hairy on the outside, oval delicious and contains a whitish liquid... LOL
I was going to say Connecticut...till I read the rest of the question...okay...I think it's your oval bath tub with cherry flavored bubble bath (you were just kidding about the hair, right)...lol...
Here's another...what's black and white and red on the inside and yellow on the outside and screams... A busload of burning nuns in a burning school bus going over a cliff...hahaha...
Coconut :)
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"Would Inspector Sands please report to the operations room immediately."
C-A-T I've seen roadkill.
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wow......................... coconut
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she got the first answer but.....^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Cat; short for Catrina- me!
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Ha ha coconut?
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Oh shyte! I didn't read the last part of your question. *heheh hides head in embarrassment*
coconut
you did not say how many letters
Connecticut?
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crust toothpaste! but its not that hairy lol
carrot lol haha people already taken coconut lol
You can't get me...I know it all!
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions COMPLETELY wrong...!"
Coconut! LOL, I've heard this joke. Haha, it's so bad. My little brother heard it to and I'm hoping that's what he was thinking all along.
Coconut.
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coconut//yummy