When was the last time you got pinned under a preacher's kid?!
Question: Or, do you prefer to be on top?
Answers: Or, do you prefer to be on top?
That was the last time I went to church. I was sitting alone in one of the back pews praying for divine guidance. I was at the bottom of my existence, drugs, alcohol, homeless. I prayed that God would show me a sign. The preacher's sermon was about how God answers our prayers, sometimes not in obvious ways so we have to be alert. At this point I had a revelation, I would clean up my act and devote myself to God. At that point the preacher said your answer could come falling out of the sky. I looked up just in time to see his 12 year old 250 pound son fall from the balcony above.
It took the EMT's an hour to get me out from under him. I had time to think about what God had meant by this message and had another Epiphany. I would become a pimp and help the girls on the street stay safe and healthy.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Billie Ray was a preacher's son, and when his daddy would visit he'd come along, when they gathered round and started talking, cousin Billy would take me walking.....
well about 18 years ago i went to a church that the preachers sons were twins and they could sure give me religon!!!!!!!!
When I was seventeen, I had a preacher's daughter pinned under me.
She didn't complain though, so it was all good.
Until her dad found out.
haha that reminds me of something from back in the day. I WAS the preacher's kid. I guess you've heard the phrase "preacher's kids are the worst". I just remember being really into sex at a young age. I didn't have it until I was 15, but I definitly remember wanting it as young as age 11.
Oh yeah, Phoebe used to wrestle with me all the time. She was vicious.