Things to not blurt out at your grandmothers 102'th birthday?!
Question: Grandma..you're the cutest little dried up looking raisin I have ever seen.
Answers: Grandma..you're the cutest little dried up looking raisin I have ever seen.
Whens this b*tch gonna go?
youre just growing up soo fast! (:
"Die Already!"
BOO!!!!!
Fire, knockem dead, grampas got viagra?, where's her will, ...LOL
These answers aren't as funny as I thought they would be...Hmmmm.
can grandpa still get it up?
"I forgot to get you a gift but I'll be sure to give you TWO presents on your next birthday..."
:P
Either that or saying "Grandma, you don't look a day over 98..."
:P
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SURPRISE. REAL LOUD
I'm cumming!
What do you (Grandmother) and a tree that hasn't been planted yet have in common?
You'll both be in the ground soon!
Hurry up and die already!!!! I have bills that need to be paid!
Shouldn't you already be dead?
wow...your still alive huh? 102 huh?.... so.... 100 years wasn't enough for you huh?
is the birthday girl ready for her spanking??
Acaually, my great-grandmother died 4 years ago. She was 93 years old.