Boyfriend coming for a visit. How do I explain the poison ivy on me bum?!
Question: Boyfriend coming for a visit!. How do I explain the poison ivy on me bum!?
Answers:
Ha! Tell him you were poppin a squat in the woods (peeing), lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol ughhh how did you get it there in the first place!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just say that you fell into a poison ivy bush!.!.!.!.!.!.!. he wont dump u just because u got red for a few days unless u ugly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well tell him how you got it!.!. Unless its something he shouldnt know!.!. You have no other choiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. you peed in the woods!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the truthWww@Enter-QA@Com
you were wearing a swimsuit and fell on it
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you tripped on something, ripped your pants clean off and fell on poison ivyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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you tripped on something, ripped your pants clean off and fell on poison ivyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.!.!. tell him you wanted to see if the poison ivy was really poison ivy!. And to your shock it was!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You were hiking and then you squatted down to pee!. Simple!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
shake ur a,,ss for him thatl make it clearWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him the truth!.!.!. Or don't show him your "bum!." o_oWww@Enter-QA@Com
Explain that you have a rather odd fetish ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
you see a raccoon bumped into me and pushed me downWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him the truth if he really loves you he won't mind (me: lol that sounds cheesey to say)Www@Enter-QA@Com
how would he see it sickooWww@Enter-QA@Com
say,'I guess I am allergic to you best friend's penis'Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell him it was an accident but that u wouldn't mind if he would spread anti-itch cream on it for you lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah you can also say it was on your clothes and spread to your butt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell the truth , he will understand your problemWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just don't have sex with him for a while!. XD
Seriously, though, just explain what happened!. He may think it's weird, but he'll understand!. It's better than not explaining it at all, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Seriously, though, just explain what happened!. He may think it's weird, but he'll understand!. It's better than not explaining it at all, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
the truth!. what happenWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoo!.!.!.tell him you were wearing shorts and you went outside to do something and fell on ur behind lol!.!.
if you have a dog tell him you were playing with it and you fell in it lol
hope it works ahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
if you have a dog tell him you were playing with it and you fell in it lol
hope it works ahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha that's freakin hilarious! Just tell him how it happened I suppose :) I give you a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't even know where to begin to attempt to try to answer this!.!.!.!.!.!.It's kinda important, WHY IT'S ON YOU FOR US TO HELP!. :|Www@Enter-QA@Com
try to get cream for it if it doesent clear up then you can tell him or you can avoid letting him cause its not like he gets to see it right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess the truth is not an option!.!.!.!.so tell him you had an allergic reaction to the synthetic material in your new underwear and its only on your butt because you put them on and were just sitting there and it started to break your butt out in a rash!.!.!.!.idk I don't lie!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well just tell him that he cant see that part of you right now and if that does not work then tell him that you were in the woods and you had to pee so that you wiped with a leaf and if he has something to say baout that then you say a little somin somin else back kay girl!.!.!.!.!.good luck with your booo
i wish you the best of luck and i hope that it all works out :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i wish you the best of luck and i hope that it all works out :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
just explain it to him!.!.!. just make it funny so you both can laugh about it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could claim that you went for a walk in the woods and needed to relieve yourself!. It might even be true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You don't its your time of the month!. telling him about it would hurt him and men usually don't forgive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com