I am training my dog?!
Question: I am training my dog!?
I already have him trained to do a few unpleasant chores around the house and now I want him to mop the floor too!. The problem is, his tail keeps swishing the wet floor behind him and making it messy all over again!. I have tried scolding him and hitting him!. I was thinking maybe I should cut his tail off!? I really want him to pull his weight around here!. Cos that's what pets are for and there are no free rides!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Tape the mop to his hand!. Kick him till he minds!. Starve him!. Withhold water!. And lop off his tail!. He needs to get with the program!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yep, that's what pets are for!. Not companionship!. As servants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com