POLL: WHY is there a purple elephant in your garden.?????!
Question: POLL: WHY is there a purple elephant in your garden!.!?!?!?!?!?
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I am sick telling you this:
It's there because when I went to the supermarket yesterday for my usual six packets of rose carpets and four mangleberries they were clean out of them
That's the closest alternative I could find
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It's there because when I went to the supermarket yesterday for my usual six packets of rose carpets and four mangleberries they were clean out of them
That's the closest alternative I could find
Now don't ask me againWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because i fed it once and now it wont go awayWww@Enter-QA@Com
To water my gardenWww@Enter-QA@Com
wtf!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I accidently bought a three pack only needed two so!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
God, I didn't notice it before!.
How on earth did that thing get into my garden!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How on earth did that thing get into my garden!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cos I like them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because the white elephant is in your living roomWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because the pink elephant left to get dinner!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its more pink than purple!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I told you, I'd have to kill you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because I liked and payed for it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its to intimidate the neighbours because they have a orange Hippos!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because he wouldn't fit in the shed!. also he keeps trumpeting when he's in the house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Escaped from next door again,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because I've got a great imagination!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh phill is not purple is orangeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh so you've also seen it!?!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Well the elephant is waiting for me cause I'm going to safari!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.would you like to accompany me!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.if yes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I'll come to pick you after half an hour!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The reality is that while it looks like an elephant, it is indeed one of my eggplants on that frikin awesome fertilizer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just looked in garden it's gone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It wasnt purple until it bruised itself trying to get in the shedWww@Enter-QA@Com
to ward off the garden gnomesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Should my dog stand still and the birds keep pooping he will look like a purple elephant!. Which reminds me I do hope they stay away from my washing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Either you or me are colour blind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because they have come to play with the flying pigsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because I grow giant pumpkins and he's the best scarecrow I could findWww@Enter-QA@Com