Are you scared of the RAPTURE? What will you do if you miss it?!
Question: Are you scared of the RAPTURE!? What will you do if you miss it!?
I was watching the squidbillies on cartoon network last night right!? I was cracking up!. Apparently Jesus accidently "turned on the Rapture" and some folks went up and others didn't!. One of the ones who didn't get "caught up" was this preacher!. He ended up making out (unwillingly) with this 7 headed beast!. I was cracking up!!! But eventually, God fussed out Jesus because apparently he didn't authorize it!. So the rapture got "called off"!. Man!. Was I laughing hard!.
Being the daughter of a pentacostal preacher, I heard about the rapture all my life!. So much that i came to fear it at some point!. So, are you scared of the rapture (or the concept of it, for those of you who don't believe in it)!? If you miss it, what will you do!? What can you do!?
In my adult years I've pretty much come to assume that its gonna be something like an alien invasion!. But Jesus and them!. That scares the be-JESUS outta me!.
HRH PrincessFreestarr-Sweetness Dynamite, WTF!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Being the daughter of a pentacostal preacher, I heard about the rapture all my life!. So much that i came to fear it at some point!. So, are you scared of the rapture (or the concept of it, for those of you who don't believe in it)!? If you miss it, what will you do!? What can you do!?
In my adult years I've pretty much come to assume that its gonna be something like an alien invasion!. But Jesus and them!. That scares the be-JESUS outta me!.
HRH PrincessFreestarr-Sweetness Dynamite, WTF!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It must have been hard growing up with daddy always waving his hands around speaking in that funny lordy lord voice!. "Get up for school Tosha! or you will be struck down in fire and brimstone, hallelujah!" I'm with Cinnamon on the rupture, who needs heaven when we got surgical stockings and a truss!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
no, I'm going to be takingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm excited about itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Absolutely not! I have given my heart to the Lord Jesus Christ and I know I will be spending eternal life in Heaven! I am so excited!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!. Forget the stupid 'Rapture'!. It's more like a Rupture!. Like I got this pain in my nether regions, ah, !.!.!. ner'mind!.
I'm mostly wondering about this initials WTF !. Is that a disguise to hide from Stalkers!? Of course the HRH is Hot Rod Hellion!.
I'm thinkin' Wickedly Terrible Feline!?
!.!.!. "The word rapture (in Greek harpazo, in Latin rapere) means to be caught up or taken away suddenly!. The rapture refers to the sudden removal of all of God's people on the earth!. " !.!.!.
I'd vote for that; the removal of god's people!. That includes the Muslims!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm mostly wondering about this initials WTF !. Is that a disguise to hide from Stalkers!? Of course the HRH is Hot Rod Hellion!.
I'm thinkin' Wickedly Terrible Feline!?
!.!.!. "The word rapture (in Greek harpazo, in Latin rapere) means to be caught up or taken away suddenly!. The rapture refers to the sudden removal of all of God's people on the earth!. " !.!.!.
I'd vote for that; the removal of god's people!. That includes the Muslims!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!.!.!.not scared!.!.!.expecting it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com