If you HAD to write a lonely hearts ad for yourself....?!
Question: If you HAD to write a lonely hearts ad for yourself!.!.!.!.!?
!.!. what would it say!? !.!.!.!.
!.!.!. I know most of you are beating members of the opposite sex off with a sh*t covered stick !.!.!. but use your imagination !.!.!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. I know most of you are beating members of the opposite sex off with a sh*t covered stick !.!.!. but use your imagination !.!.!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
cow looking for well hung bull!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OLD MAN,big schlong & own teeth! would like to meet females!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.not too fussy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
busty blonde with a good heart good sence of humour but beware i change at night hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
17 blonde still owns school uniform!.!.!. any takers!.!.!.!? !.!.lmao!.!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Short fat bald and Ugly man barely worth the 25c for the phone call, would like to make your aquaintance!.
Ring 555 12345Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ring 555 12345Www@Enter-QA@Com
independent attractive woman with well paid career
seeks man to go out and about with
must have licence to drive woman around
and preferably own hair and teeth
no sex pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
seeks man to go out and about with
must have licence to drive woman around
and preferably own hair and teeth
no sex pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
not much to look at but i put out on the first date!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Will work for sexWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tall attractive man with a good sense of humour seeks petite woman to play submissive role in traditional relationship !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
im lonely!.!.!.!.fu*k me nowWww@Enter-QA@Com