What lies did your mother tell you?!


Question: What lies did your mother tell you!?
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Santa was real!!! Gosh, still gets me to this day! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

that I shouldn't be affraid of growing up because its funWww@Enter-QA@Com

That everything will be OK~Www@Enter-QA@Com

-she is not going to market


-im 30 years!Www@Enter-QA@Com

If you don't eat that the police will come and get you xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

mom says: 'Sarah, my plate was not piled that high with food'!.
sarah says: 'Mom, I know what I saw!. Dad saw it too'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If you make that face, it's going to stick

When I asked 'What's that noise upstairs', my dad would tell me that it was the house settling!. Now that I have my own house (which is over 100 years old), I know that houses don't make that sound!!

I will say that most of the stuff my mom & dad told me, ended up being true!.!.!.even though I didn't think so at the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

She told me that masturbation is a sin!.!.!.like that was gonna stop me, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I actually can't think of any lies my mom told me!. I am sure she did though!. She was pretty honest!. She told me how she used to smoke pot, and she used to drink in school, and she used to skip school all the time, she had sex before marriage!. But I still wasn't aloud to do any of that stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That if I didnt stop I would go blind!. I mean my eye sight is bad, but come on, im not blind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Other than the myths of Santa, etc she always gently told me the truth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Christianity!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

She used to tell me, "It'll get easier!." It doesn't!. It just gets different!.

The MuseWww@Enter-QA@Com

1+1= 2
You need to know that in life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That we weren't poor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Son too much sex will make you go blind and make your thing fall off!. So leave the girls alone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I tell lies, my nose will grow longer and fall off!.

And till now that's never happened!. Haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That my harassers just wanna be my friend!.

Knowing I know they don't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If i ever stole Satan was going to take me away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

if i go to bed with wet hair i'll go blind !. it is a sin to waste food clean your plate there are children starving you should be lucky you have food!. clean the house before god hurts you!. it is not kissing a guy that gets you in trouble it is how you kiss him!. if you go out with wet hair you'll get sick!. this is all i can remember!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that when i had a scar and don't let her put some ointment in it, airplanes, mosquitos, submarines, and things like this will go out of the scar!. *thanks mom, i still believe in you!. -_-Www@Enter-QA@Com

That Santa doesn't exist

Lord knows why she wanted to hurt my feelings!. We all know that Santa exists!.


Oh and when I was 8 (forty years ago) I wanted a typewriter for Christmas and on Christmas Eve I asked Mum if I had got one and she looked very sad and said: No dear, I am sorry!. We couldn't afford it"

Anyway I woke up Xmas morning and sadly opened my unwrapped my biggest present and there was my first typewriter! I cried with happiness!.

I'm a professional writer nowWww@Enter-QA@Com



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