What do you do with a Turtle that has no sense of humor?!
Question: What do you do with a Turtle that has no sense of humor!?
Answers:
Poke him gently and say "anybody alive in there!?!?" Then put him on its back until it learns its lesson =p
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put him next to a rabbitWww@Enter-QA@Com
u make turtle soup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
leave em behind!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you know that if needed turtles can actually breath through their bums!?!?
I think any animal that can do that must have a sense of humourWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think any animal that can do that must have a sense of humourWww@Enter-QA@Com
how the hell does a turtle even have a sense of humor!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
awkward turtle!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Keep telling him/her jokes until he/she laughs at one!.!.!.!.
I hope you have some time on your hands!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hope you have some time on your hands!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you challenge it to a duel!. ninja turtle duel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
love them anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
idkWww@Enter-QA@Com
trade it in for a dead parrot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You say stopid turtle! And throw it on the groundWww@Enter-QA@Com
put him on his back until he learns his lesson!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
rename him, "Dick Cheney"Www@Enter-QA@Com
take him to an ostrige farm :]
or give him a bubble bathWww@Enter-QA@Com
or give him a bubble bathWww@Enter-QA@Com
If your turtle has a personality disorder i would take it to the shrink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell him this joke:
there were two magic muffins in the oven,,,,one muffin said, "boy, its hot in here!!!"
the other muffin said," OMG a talking muffin!!!!"""Www@Enter-QA@Com
there were two magic muffins in the oven,,,,one muffin said, "boy, its hot in here!!!"
the other muffin said," OMG a talking muffin!!!!"""Www@Enter-QA@Com
give him a time out!! put him in the cornor, but put a chair in front of him, or he may try to escape!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Talk to you other friends!?
Stop smoking that s**t!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stop smoking that s**t!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Return it to the sea !?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get him drunk!. That's when he'll start to relax a bit!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com