Poll: What is dumbest pick-up line you have ever heard?!
Question: Poll: What is dumbest pick-up line you have ever heard!?
10 points to funniest of whoever stars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
this guy walked up to me in a club one night and said:
"I'd like to smoke one of your cigarettes!.!.!."
I said OK
he said
"no, I mean AFTER we have sex"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'd like to smoke one of your cigarettes!.!.!."
I said OK
he said
"no, I mean AFTER we have sex"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i really don't have a funny one just a disgusting one!.
I was at a gas station guy ask me how I was doing when I answered hes like whoa is that tounge peirced!. I smiled said yeah!. Hes like why don't you let me see how that feels then he whipers on my dicck!.
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I almost punched him!. fckerWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was at a gas station guy ask me how I was doing when I answered hes like whoa is that tounge peirced!. I smiled said yeah!. Hes like why don't you let me see how that feels then he whipers on my dicck!.
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I almost punched him!. fckerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Once one of my friends was drunk, i got him to go over to a girl and tell her he had a condom with her name on it!. She threatend to pour her drink on him if he did not leave right away!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You look like you've heard every phony line in the book so I'll just cut the crap and get to the point!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is your dad a thief!? cause i think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!.
its pretty bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its pretty bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok I will be totally up front with you yes I have been married twice but they are no longer with us!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. they are under the patio!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi Baby!!! I believe all " ALL YOU WHITE GIRLS LIKE THIS" hahahahahhahWww@Enter-QA@Com
i met this bloke in a bar and told him I was married he said!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Thats ok no-one will miss a slice of an already cut loafWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats ok no-one will miss a slice of an already cut loafWww@Enter-QA@Com
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He Says !.!.!.Did it Hurt !?!?!?
She Says !.!.!.Did what Hurt !?
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
Then he finishes with !.!.!.!.!.When you fell from Heaven !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She Says !.!.!.Did what Hurt !?
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
!.
Then he finishes with !.!.!.!.!.When you fell from Heaven !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i could rewrite the alphabet i'd put u and i together!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Laissez Les Bon Temps RoulezWww@Enter-QA@Com
dont know why, but I always hear this one
``excuse me am lost, can you help me``,Www@Enter-QA@Com
``excuse me am lost, can you help me``,Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have a magic watch!.!.it predicts your pants are down!.!.or it is an hour fastWww@Enter-QA@Com
ask yer momWww@Enter-QA@Com
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot!.
or
I lost my number, can I have yours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
or
I lost my number, can I have yours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
''Babee you must be tired!.!.cause you have been running threw my mind!''Www@Enter-QA@Com