So, there I was, reading.....?!
Question: So, there I was, reading!.!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.MAD magazine, not laughing, not caring, when suddenly!.!.!.!.
A window, shaded lightly!.
An arm, reaching!.
A dog, barking!.
I stumble forward, screaming!.
I gasp, putting pressure on my prostate!.
I poop my pants!.
It's my wife, planting flowers by the house!.
Looks like another pantless Sunday afternoon!.
Flowers or pants!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A window, shaded lightly!.
An arm, reaching!.
A dog, barking!.
I stumble forward, screaming!.
I gasp, putting pressure on my prostate!.
I poop my pants!.
It's my wife, planting flowers by the house!.
Looks like another pantless Sunday afternoon!.
Flowers or pants!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you know the answer to that!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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{sigh}
Come along Buk, the nice Nurses have been worried about you again!. Yes the flowers are pretty Buk, and yes we'll make sure you get some by your window, and yes we'll get you some new pants!. Don't we always!.!.!.
{my partner!.!."where the hell does he get the idea that any sane woman would stay with him, let alone marry him!?!?"
me: {whispers} "i dunno either, i mean he's so sane it's scary at times, and then!.!.!.a wife eh!?"
Both shaking heads in sorrow as we lead the doddering almost old man away and back into the ambulance!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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{sigh}
Come along Buk, the nice Nurses have been worried about you again!. Yes the flowers are pretty Buk, and yes we'll make sure you get some by your window, and yes we'll get you some new pants!. Don't we always!.!.!.
{my partner!.!."where the hell does he get the idea that any sane woman would stay with him, let alone marry him!?!?"
me: {whispers} "i dunno either, i mean he's so sane it's scary at times, and then!.!.!.a wife eh!?"
Both shaking heads in sorrow as we lead the doddering almost old man away and back into the ambulance!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Look flowers come and go but a man needs to draw his limits!.!. Mad mag!.!. is something i think you need can do without!.!. i hate to see some grown man mess his pants up on that account!.!.Looks like another day of doing your laundry!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Flowers!. Why don't you sit on the portable old man's shi tter when you read that scary stuff!?!?!?!?!? You shart all over the place and then out comes the worse of it!. aw buk! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, that's funny!. I love flowers!. I am going to be planting some soon!. They will probably die but oh well at least I tried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great to hear your helping your wife with the gardening!.Poop is a great compost for the garden!.
SINCE WHEN DO YOU WEAR PANTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
SINCE WHEN DO YOU WEAR PANTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Flowers, you can make a pair of pants out of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Incontinence is not a joke!.!.!.!.
*snorts* *giggles*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*snorts* *giggles*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Again!.!.!. speechless!.
Planting flowers without pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Planting flowers without pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!! *holds my sides laughing* flowers, pants are for squares, go around pantless leik a normal person ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
FlowersWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh!.!.!. I thought it was going to be one of those spy vs spy type deals!.!.!. were your crappy pants white or black, this morning, Buk!?
I love pretty flowers over resrictive pants anyday!.!.!.hands down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love pretty flowers over resrictive pants anyday!.!.!.hands down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The flowers smell way better than your pants do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Flowers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
awww, you soiled them again! another reminder to stop playing the fart game with strangers!.!.!.
pants!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pants!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Flowers to kill the poopy pant smells!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Flowers!.!.!. after all, you can fashion them into a mock pair of dockers !!! Just watch an old episode of McGiver !Www@Enter-QA@Com
ProzacWww@Enter-QA@Com
Depends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's the Mad fold in this month!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
well, we all have pants we don't all have flowers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fertilize the plantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
How cute! The little missus planting flowers with doggie helping!.!.!.!.letting you sit and do nothing (but fill your pants) on a beautiful Sunday day! Home, Sweet Home!
The image warms the cockles of my heart!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The image warms the cockles of my heart!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHAT!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you weren't laughing while reading MAD!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't waste that poop, it's great for the roses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
flowers, because they smell better than your poopy pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pants in a landslide (no pun intended)Www@Enter-QA@Com
flowers
flowers smell better than my pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
flowers smell better than my pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
who are you trying to kid!? the newbies!? we all know you don't wear pants!.
pants flowers dieWww@Enter-QA@Com
pants flowers dieWww@Enter-QA@Com
Flowers!.!.!.!.Your the best dude!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hate pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com