So, there I was, reading.....?!


Question: So, there I was, reading!.!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.MAD magazine, not laughing, not caring, when suddenly!.!.!.!.
A window, shaded lightly!.
An arm, reaching!.
A dog, barking!.
I stumble forward, screaming!.
I gasp, putting pressure on my prostate!.
I poop my pants!.

It's my wife, planting flowers by the house!.

Looks like another pantless Sunday afternoon!.

Flowers or pants!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
you know the answer to that!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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{sigh}
Come along Buk, the nice Nurses have been worried about you again!. Yes the flowers are pretty Buk, and yes we'll make sure you get some by your window, and yes we'll get you some new pants!. Don't we always!.!.!.

{my partner!.!."where the hell does he get the idea that any sane woman would stay with him, let alone marry him!?!?"
me: {whispers} "i dunno either, i mean he's so sane it's scary at times, and then!.!.!.a wife eh!?"
Both shaking heads in sorrow as we lead the doddering almost old man away and back into the ambulance!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Look flowers come and go but a man needs to draw his limits!.!. Mad mag!.!. is something i think you need can do without!.!. i hate to see some grown man mess his pants up on that account!.!.Looks like another day of doing your laundry!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Flowers!. Why don't you sit on the portable old man's shi tter when you read that scary stuff!?!?!?!?!? You shart all over the place and then out comes the worse of it!. aw buk! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, that's funny!. I love flowers!. I am going to be planting some soon!. They will probably die but oh well at least I tried!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Great to hear your helping your wife with the gardening!.Poop is a great compost for the garden!.

SINCE WHEN DO YOU WEAR PANTS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Flowers, you can make a pair of pants out of themWww@Enter-QA@Com

Incontinence is not a joke!.!.!.!.

*snorts* *giggles*Www@Enter-QA@Com

Again!.!.!. speechless!.

Planting flowers without pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha!!! *holds my sides laughing* flowers, pants are for squares, go around pantless leik a normal person ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

FlowersWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oh!.!.!. I thought it was going to be one of those spy vs spy type deals!.!.!. were your crappy pants white or black, this morning, Buk!?
I love pretty flowers over resrictive pants anyday!.!.!.hands down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The flowers smell way better than your pants do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Flowers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

awww, you soiled them again! another reminder to stop playing the fart game with strangers!.!.!.

pants!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Flowers to kill the poopy pant smells!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Flowers!.!.!. after all, you can fashion them into a mock pair of dockers !!! Just watch an old episode of McGiver !Www@Enter-QA@Com

ProzacWww@Enter-QA@Com

Depends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's the Mad fold in this month!? LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

well, we all have pants we don't all have flowers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

fertilize the plantsWww@Enter-QA@Com

How cute! The little missus planting flowers with doggie helping!.!.!.!.letting you sit and do nothing (but fill your pants) on a beautiful Sunday day! Home, Sweet Home!

The image warms the cockles of my heart!Www@Enter-QA@Com

WHAT!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you weren't laughing while reading MAD!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't waste that poop, it's great for the roses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

flowers, because they smell better than your poopy pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Pants in a landslide (no pun intended)Www@Enter-QA@Com

flowers
flowers smell better than my pantsWww@Enter-QA@Com

who are you trying to kid!? the newbies!? we all know you don't wear pants!.

pants flowers dieWww@Enter-QA@Com

Flowers!.!.!.!.Your the best dude!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I hate pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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