I've seen things, man, THINGS.....?!


Question: I've seen things, man, THINGS!.!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.I've seen:
~ A man with no bottom lip, eating corn on the cob!.
~ A Suicide note written in crayon (Burnt Cienna)
~ An old man dancing with his cats while Beethoven shakes his windows!.
~ Celery in spaghetti
~ A starving dog eat motor oil!.
~ A raging campfire on the woods with nobody around!.
~ Meal worms in my Raisin Bran
~ My sister eat a wood tick

What have you seen!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it,
I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin',
I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin',
I saw a white ladder all covered with water,
I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken,
I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children,
And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard,
And it's a hard rain's a-gonna fall!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've seen the sun rise over yesterday's battlefield!. I've seen parents trade their child for a crust of bread!. I've seen dogs eating the remains of human's by the side of the road!. Flowers growing in the filth and stench of a makeshift petroleum dump!. And I have seen men stand and fight while others turned and ran and I wondered why I should kill these brave men while the cowards ran!. There is alot I have not seen, but these are the things I have!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've seen!.!.!.
-a barn stacked to the rafters with rotted out baby strollers
-a woman changing a fully grown man's diaper in a public park (and he was, for all intents and purpose, normal)
-a suicide
-a homicide
-an old man begging for a hot dog, and then giving the entire thing to his dog
-a racoon with its head caught in a peanut butter jar
-a rabid weasel menacing a man who was 6'8"
-a silver porcupine who followed the same man around for years
-a three-legged dog eating a dead raven
-the last clothes of a woman who'd been missing for 2 years
-a section of road in the middle of the woods, no roads, even dirt, within 150 miles
-bright green worms in my broccoli
-something I can only describe as a ghostWww@Enter-QA@Com

I've seen while a passenger in my car looking to the right a man off his motorcycle taking a leak!.!.
I've seen the birth of my first grand child
Seen the death of my grandma!.!.
I've seen also a passenger in a big truck a woman showing her top portion of her body!.!.
I've seen also in the big truck an accident where a car was crushed and me helping this woman stop the bleeding with an old towel i could grab!.
I've seen my 2 sons as kids playing in the mud having fun and me just taking it all in and taking pictures!.!.
I've seen that life is precious and always remembering we only have one!.!.
Saw that to have a friend you have to be one first!.!.
Yep Buk!.!. i have seen alot!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've seen squid in spahetti
I've seen gray-green soup!.
I've seen my cat eat it's own barf (course, he licks his butt too!)
I've seen a whole state worth of people who are ALWAYS 15 minutes late!. ALWAYS!. I think it's a mormon thing
I saw a video of a local man pulling his bull behind his van until the bull stumbled and eventually died!.
I've seen a man on a farm tractor in the middle of the night!.
I've seen my other cat eat bird food and spinach
I've seen a lot of guns and ammo in my garage and wondering just whats gonna happen!?
I've seen a spotty leopard cat claw his way to the top of a tipped pole, upside down!
I've seen a lotta crap and I can't remember any of it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

After a hellacious night of drinking, I woke up with a bad hangover!. I stumbled to the cafeteria and grabbed a box of Raisin Bran (my favorite cereal) and poured a bowl and filled it with milk!.

I sat down with my friends and mumbled a greeting!. I slowly started eating my cereal!. I looked down to see that those were not raisins, but baby cockroaches floating in my cereal!.

I see a lot now!. More than I want to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've witnessed some drunk idiot getting his fingers amputated in a fire door because he was drunk off his *** (I had to find the fingers and ice them);

I was on call when a body was found in lake Michigan and I had to confirm that the "body" was deceased (I laugh at the Chicago Fire Dept!.) and

I've seen my life in retrospect and I learn!.!.!.I continually learn!.


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~ I've seen the frogs a hopping
~ the birds a pecking
~ the seedlings dying
~ my hubby putting barbi sauce on everything
~ the stars out tonight
~ the cat eating a bird
~ a possum on my porch
~ a barn burning down
~ a heart breaking
~ friends lost to the trolls
~ Just to many to name, I'd be up all night if I did and it's time to say til later now!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

A rotting corpse thrown in the back of my humvee!.
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A dying 4 year old take his last breaths, after his step father beat him to death!. (I work in an ER)
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My sister lying cold in a casket at the age of 30 while her 3 year old and 8 month old cried!.
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A drunk man hold a gun to my head for nearly an hour, while I begged him not to kill me!.
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Many a man cry like babies!.
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Lots of beautiful days
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Dead men stacked in a cafeteria meat cooler!.
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A computer go from the size of a building, to now something you can carry in your hand!. (sorry that amazes me)
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Evilness in my own reflection!
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Bright stars on a clear summer night!
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I could go on for days with what these eyes have seen!.!.!.!.!.!.alot of good, and alot of bad!.!.!.!.!.
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I guess I have seen life!Www@Enter-QA@Com

-a 6 foot 4 inch 320 lb man with two compound fractured legs, and paramedics arguing about how to move him!.

- a friend of the family get killed in a sprint car wreck

-my cousin get stabbed

-a single mother raise 3 kids and put herself thru college

- a whole neighbor hood hate someone because of the color of their skin

-my kid sister stuck with her leg bent up behind her in a washing machine - i had nothing to do with that

- the red stuff they drop out of air planes to put out fires, coming straight down on top of me!.

- a layer of fog sitting on the ocean

-the nicest set of breast and thighs - ever


- a jack o lantern in marchWww@Enter-QA@Com

two men without noses or nose prosthetics,selling produce at the farmers market
bugs and their baby worms in the paprika spice,loads of them
the inside of the open psychiatric ward,before people are diagnosed and sent to an appropriate ward for their condition
shiny black spiders,no hairs at all in my closet
my father die
my son eat a pear slug
a psychotic woman take after newborn kittens (which I saved,thankfully)
the neighbours house in a full blaze,burn to the groundWww@Enter-QA@Com

I've seen a dog open up the heart of a person who gave up trusting people!.!.!.
I've seen a child with disabilities stifle a cry inside their heart when someone walked by with a cruel word instead of kindness!.!.!.
I've seen communities pull together when the going gets rough!.!.!.
I've seen a mother and father break down in deep sorrow when that call comes that their son or daughter was killed and would never be coming home again!.!.!.!.
I've seen love heal many a broken spirit!.!.!.
I've seen friends who stick by you through thick and thin, and yet I've seen others who are fair weather friends who come and go just as easy!.!.!.
I've seen a baby bring deep joy and laughter to someone who almost forgot how to laugh!.!.
I've seen some things I'd rather forget!.!.
I've seen some absolutely beautiful stars out here in the country at night!.!.!.
In my youth I saw a beautiful expectant mom denied use of a restroom because she had the wrong color skin( I took her in though and they didn't stop me but they cursed me !!)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have seen my arms become rainbows that stretch to infinity!.
I have seen God or bigger with a biscit with a bite taken out!.
I have seen a man throw up in his food & continue eating it!.
I have seen leaches work their way into interesting places :)
I have seen big & brave talkers run like cry babies, boo who!.
I have seen great big answers that I thought would never end!.
But I always thought I'd see you again, one more time again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have seen a calf struggling with chains around its legs to be pulled free from its Mother!.

I have seen a foal born and the Mother not wanting it!.!.!.so I fed it!.

I have seen a cat in discomfort with a kitten stuck part way out and part of it still inside of her and I had to deliver the kitten (dead)!.

I have seen puppies born!.!.!.one by one!.!.!.12 of them!.!.!.squirming and squealing!.

I have seen my own daughter being thrust from my loins into this world!. I have seen the birthing of life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

~A mugger get mugged!.
~A 14 year old suicide victim (last night)
~A man with bad teeth swallow a piece of cheese the size of a zippo lighter!.
~A tooth get pulled with vise grips!.
~A man shaving a dead pig with a disposible razor!.
~An old man panicking to find a pint of whiskey the morning after a party!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've seen:
Nam in the eyes of my returned, battered husband!.
The Northern lights shining on a Kodiak bear!.
My daughter's intestines laid aside on a stretcher
as her child was pulled out from her body!.
Martial law in the Philippines!.
Guam hit by Typhoon Pamela,stripping it of all it's green!.
President Reagan playing nerf football with my son!.
The death masks of my parents!.
And in it all, the face of God!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow! i havent seen such things as you! One time I say a three legged dog and another time i saw a streaker running down the street!. I would bet that a war veteran could answer this question at length - imagine all the things they would have seen that most ppl would never experience in thier life time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The top half of a sapper whose satchel charge went off early!.

A fawn trying to hide in tall grass!.

A beloved dog take her last breath!.

A live donkey show!.

Johnny Weismuller in a golf cart!.

A woman jump from a bridge into rush hour traffic!.

A shotgun pistol pointed at my head!.

Pot fields in Thailand that stretched as far as the eye could see!.

Both of my sons being born!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i've seen vodka icecream!.
i've seen a man with no arms and no legs, okay it was in that side show freak movie that i had to watch in school, but it still gave me nightmares!.
i've seen dead people!.
i've seen a car blow up and land on a roof!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A child laying in a hospital bed beaten so badly that she wasn't given a chance to live because her mother's boyfriend beat and raped her!.!.!.I've seen it personally and I've seen it in a job I once had!.!.!.and that's enough for a lifetime!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've seen the miracle of life!.!.!.
I've seen the tragedy of death!.!.!.
I've seen my dog eat his own poop!.!.!.
I've seen gorillas flinging poop!.!.!.!.
I've seen rain when the sun was shining bright!.!.!.
I've seen 2 girls and 1 cup!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

-ive seena vagina with half a dildo stuck up there(ran from there)
-an 80 year old virgin
-a man get his arm blown off
- myself on fire (explosion, and camera)
a peice of **** on the floor of the restraount
-waiters piss on someones food
a guy shove a bowl up his ***Www@Enter-QA@Com

I saw a dog that accidentally hanged itself(the owners tied it to a clothesline and didn't make the rope long enough!. When the dog sat down!.!.!.!.!.) It was a horrible sight, I am still haunted by it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh DUDE you dont know the things I'VE seen!

this one time, i saw jesus at MoMA!. He had the cool beard and everything! Plus he pretty much looked starved, and i stared in wonderment as he passed by!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

a man with nothin better to do than come up with wierd things he claims 2 have seen!.

jk!Www@Enter-QA@Com

~a fire eat a man
~a piece of hay stuck straight through the trunk of tree (to other side)
~a man with 47 pet snakes
~Albany NY and Sacramento Ca on the same trip
~a woman with over 200 sets of china used alternatelyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I've seen a house fly!.

I've seen a dragon fly too

But I think I've seen about everything!.

When I see an elephant fly!.


Still waiting on that last one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Can I get back to you after dinner!? Okay, I saw a girl shoot milk out her nose!. I saw a guy without a nose from cancer eating it off!. I saw a baby being born!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i've seen that i dont have alot of answers so please answer

http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Revelation 1:19 Write the things which thou hast seen, and the things which are, and the things which shall be hereafter;Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have seen my kid poop on me
I have seen a child be born!
I have seen someone puke from 'chew' tobaco
I have seen someone in Jail
I have seen Movie stars in person! lol
I doubt that I can top yoursWww@Enter-QA@Com



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