What Is The Worst Pick Up Line Ever?!


Question: What Is The Worst Pick Up Line Ever!?
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i lost my number can i have yours!.!.!.

i can't find my teddy can i sleep with you!?

do you have a mirror in your pants cus i can see myself in them!.!.!.

all lame *** chat up linesWww@Enter-QA@Com

roses are red
pickles are green
i love your legs
and everything in between

-actually this gets good laughs but thats all so i say it sucksWww@Enter-QA@Com

Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast!?
No why!?
Because you look magically delicious !.
Some older guy actually told me that one I actually thought it was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hmmm!.!.!.how's that one go!? An angel must be missing from heaven 'cause you are here!.!.!.!? Or some bullsh!.it like that!? Ugh!. Overly sweet, fake pick ups make me ill!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You must be a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!Www@Enter-QA@Com

did you just fart
because you just blew me away!.!.!.

thankfully never used on me =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Guys have actually said these to me or my friends!.!.!.!.ewwwww
Ive lost my teddy-Can i Sleep with you!?
Ive lost my number can I have yours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me!?
What a load of crap!Www@Enter-QA@Com

are your legs tired!?

no, why!?

well, they should be because you have been running through my mind all day!!

how lame!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

''come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up''Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice shoes wanna [censored]!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

heaven must be missing an angel cause you are here!.!.!.!.!.ones i hear the young guys use!.!.!.i dont get picked upWww@Enter-QA@Com

Heaven must be missing an angel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Follow her to her car and say " I'm a rapist"
Then ask for her number!.
I can't think of a worse one than that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

'is there an airport near here or is it just my heart taking off!?'


'how much does a polar bear weigh!?'
'i dont know'
'neither do i, but it breaks the ice ; )'Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ummm, excuse me don't I know you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Buy me a pizza!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why don't you meet me behind Subway and I'll show you my foot long!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Fancy a root!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

are you from tennessee
cause you're the only ten-i-seeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Can I borrow a quarter!? ["What for!?"]
!.!.!. I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Can I check the tag on your shirt!?
Just as I thought : Made in Heaven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i know your tired cause you been running through my mind all day!! so wackWww@Enter-QA@Com

worst ---- ru pregnent
best ----- ru a modelWww@Enter-QA@Com

How about I mess up the alphabet and put u and i together!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

i lost my number, can i have yours!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hello, my names ----!. nice to meet you!. never works for me!. or maybe it's because i'm ugly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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