What are some good "get poor" schemes?!


Question: What are some good "get poor" schemes!?
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1!. Offer to sell a mobster all of your Level 6 Y!A points for $1 each!. Get the money in advance!.

2!. Get suspended with no warning whatsoever right before you turn over the points!.

3!. Have both legs broken and be unable to work!.

Or you can just invest in Yahoo stock and watch Google kick their butts in the market!. What!? Google owns Yahoo!? Crud!.


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Well!. I'll give you a long way!.
Say that you're a billionaire, seemingly happily married!.

Well, all's not well in the house of riches and you kill your wife and half the neighborhood!.

You run on the lam aaaaaaaaall the way down to Mexico, but then think, wait!. This is too obvious!. I'm going to a third world African country!.

So you go!.
Meanwhile, the US figures out that it was you, surprise surprise months later!.

They freeze your bank accounts, therefore you are now poor and stuck in Africa!.


Pretty good "get poor" scheme eh!?

Works even if you're not rich! ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com

ahhhh now THIS i can help you with!

It's REALLY easy!.

Scheme 1:
Step 1: Get lied about then get Fired from your job!.
Step 2: get no unemployment, (or income of any kind)
Step 3: live on your own and have a ton of bills to pay !.!.!.!.
Step 4: AND enjoy luxuries like, eating, showering and having the lights on!. That'll do it!

Scheme 2:
Step 1: Work a very low-paying job that doesn't cover monthy expenses by a long shot !.!.!.!.!. and follow steps 3-4 in scheme 1
that'll do it too!

I hope you're poor one day!!! It's awesome! Good Luck!
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- Quit your job, that way you won't have anymore money coming in!.

- Spend whatever you DO have left on foolishness (Or give it away)

- Then sit back and wait!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Put it all in a bag with a hole in it and walk down the street and watch the pigeons come flocking! - Simple optionWww@Enter-QA@Com

Buy me whatever I want and don't need!. We can start by buying me a pretty little cherry red 911 Porshe!.

^ OMG GIVE THE POOR BAST*RD BA ^
LMAO!.!.!.hi dashingWww@Enter-QA@Com

sit on your bum and watch tv allday and spend the night drinking sleep till 12 and do it againWww@Enter-QA@Com

Herbalife!. I know a couple of people who burned their fingers with these people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Invest in iceburgsWww@Enter-QA@Com

I have found this path of morning drinking to be quite successful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

GamblingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Kids!.!.!.works everytime!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Frequent casinos, WITH your ATM card!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Shack up with a stripper!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Three words: Variable interest rate!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The trying to get rich quick ones, like you have won the online Nigerian lottery :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

i think the heroin plan usually worksWww@Enter-QA@Com

smoke crack with hookers!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Send me all of your money!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

quit ur job and be a couch potatoWww@Enter-QA@Com

give me the money!. pretty simpleWww@Enter-QA@Com



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