If pictures of missing children belong on milk, what kind of missing person phot!
Question: If pictures of missing children belong on milk, what kind of missing person photo belongs on beer bottles!?
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"Deadbeat Dads" who don't pay their child support!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a couple ideas, to suit the specific kind of drunk!.
1!.) For the "lonely, single" drunk, put some free porn on the bottle!. Hey, he's lonely already, give'em a break!.
2!.) For the "angry, guilty" drunk, maybe just a piece of reflective plastic that lets them see a distorted reflection of themselves staring back at them (like those circus fun-mirrors that bend and twist your reflection)!. Considering their already impaired perception, this should really be a shock to the system, lol!.
3!.) For the "happy, lovey, mushy" drunk, put a photo of a forest animal on it!. Something cuddly and cute, like a squirrel!.
4!.) Lastly, for the "deep-thinker" drunk, put a photo of a piece of abstract art on it!. That'll keep'em busy for hours!.
Can you imagine what the bartender might hear!? "Hey bartender, a bottle of 'porn beer' for me and a 'deep-thinker' for the lady!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!.) For the "lonely, single" drunk, put some free porn on the bottle!. Hey, he's lonely already, give'em a break!.
2!.) For the "angry, guilty" drunk, maybe just a piece of reflective plastic that lets them see a distorted reflection of themselves staring back at them (like those circus fun-mirrors that bend and twist your reflection)!. Considering their already impaired perception, this should really be a shock to the system, lol!.
3!.) For the "happy, lovey, mushy" drunk, put a photo of a forest animal on it!. Something cuddly and cute, like a squirrel!.
4!.) Lastly, for the "deep-thinker" drunk, put a photo of a piece of abstract art on it!. That'll keep'em busy for hours!.
Can you imagine what the bartender might hear!? "Hey bartender, a bottle of 'porn beer' for me and a 'deep-thinker' for the lady!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
missing prostitute's and bum'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
my beer bottles should have pictures of presidents from 1s, 5s, 10s, and 20 dollar bills!.!.in honor of all the money I have drankWww@Enter-QA@Com
Missing husbands!Www@Enter-QA@Com
missing derelictsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rich, eligible bachelors!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wanted criminals!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Homeless people!
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College students!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
missing local drunks!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Missing homeless guys!.!.I am sure someone would notice them on a Colt 45!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
idiots , drunk drivers that have hit a killed others!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
deadbeats who don't pay their alimony and child supportWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's no use because nobody would notice them!. They would be too drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Easy girls!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Someone like Buk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
going for the obvious on this one Skid row bums!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
people who need a new liver,lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
drunk peopleWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pictures of alcaholics who don't come back home from the bar!. Maybe another drunk will see them at the bar and help him find his way home!. (if he's in better conditions of course)Www@Enter-QA@Com