What is the cutest thing you ever heard a little child say?!
Question: What is the cutest thing you ever heard a little child say!?
I heard a little girl say, "grandma's house is sooo much fun!. It has an upstairs!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I took my niece to the mall and this little boy was throwing a fit!. Emma walked over there and said "You need to grow up and act your age"!. Emma is 5 years old!. That was so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is more funny than cute:
I was in the supermarket and this kid who was like 3 to 5 yrs old was flipping out because he wanted some toy!. His mom kept saying no and the kid wasn't having it!. Finally when the mom started to walk away from the kid rolling on the floor, the little boy got up and yelled "hey mom can't you buy it with food stamps!" The mother was so embarrassed but she did start laughing!. I made sure to turn down and aisle so she didn't see me laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was in the supermarket and this kid who was like 3 to 5 yrs old was flipping out because he wanted some toy!. His mom kept saying no and the kid wasn't having it!. Finally when the mom started to walk away from the kid rolling on the floor, the little boy got up and yelled "hey mom can't you buy it with food stamps!" The mother was so embarrassed but she did start laughing!. I made sure to turn down and aisle so she didn't see me laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yesterday I was playing with my two year old niece, when she was getting ready to leave, and I asked her if she said goodbye to everyone, so she walks up the stairs and says "goodbye everybody, goodbye, see you next weekend!." also she waves her hand in front of her face and say "you can't see me!." i love her she's so cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yesterday, whilst shopping with my wife and our daughters, ages 1 and 2!.5 (the 2!.5 year old is potty training!.) I happened to pass a little gas with a very small amount of noise, but my daughter heard it and immediately shouted, "Daddy you gotta go poop!?!!!" To my chagrin, a middle aged woman appeared out of nowhere and gave me an evil glance!.!.!. I could not help but laugh!. It was pretty darn funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well once when our 3 grand kids were visiting, and they were 5, 3 and 17 months!.!.!.!.!. I was reading to them on our hide-a-bed in the living room!.!.!.!.!.(they referred to it as "Grandma's Hiding Bed), because after bath time was over, they'd come out all jammied up, and there would be a bed,,,all made up for them!.
Then this one night, I was reading a story to them,,,, and they began to get fidigity!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.so when I went to place them near me, the bed folded and we all were sort of stuck!.!.!.!.!.!.well after getting them out of the folds up near the pillows,,,,,,and we were all ok, I finished the story, and they went to sleep!.!.!.!.!.!.
Then the next night, they all were getting ready for bed, and they all had talked and decieded that when it came time for story reading !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.well!.!.!.!.
I said, "OK, its time for a story, " !.!.!.
They said, "Ah, grandma, can grandpa read"!?
I said, "Well, yeah, why"!?
They said, "Well, can he read to us to-night", please"!?!?!?!?
_____________________________________ Ha Ha
Then another time!.
My husband and I both have dentures!. So this one night while they were curled up on his lap in his recliner, being read to, he pops out his teeth !!! Just to be funny !!!!
They all laughed, and the oldest one said "So!? Grandpa, does your leg come off too"!?!?
___________________________________ WE just laughed and laughed!.
____________________________________ These three are all grown up, with lives of their own!.!.!.!. and we don't see much of them!.
Oh fun times!.!.!.!.!.!. lol
Thanks for the question!. Good memories!.!.!.!.!.!.:) :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then this one night, I was reading a story to them,,,, and they began to get fidigity!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.so when I went to place them near me, the bed folded and we all were sort of stuck!.!.!.!.!.!.well after getting them out of the folds up near the pillows,,,,,,and we were all ok, I finished the story, and they went to sleep!.!.!.!.!.!.
Then the next night, they all were getting ready for bed, and they all had talked and decieded that when it came time for story reading !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.well!.!.!.!.
I said, "OK, its time for a story, " !.!.!.
They said, "Ah, grandma, can grandpa read"!?
I said, "Well, yeah, why"!?
They said, "Well, can he read to us to-night", please"!?!?!?!?
_____________________________________ Ha Ha
Then another time!.
My husband and I both have dentures!. So this one night while they were curled up on his lap in his recliner, being read to, he pops out his teeth !!! Just to be funny !!!!
They all laughed, and the oldest one said "So!? Grandpa, does your leg come off too"!?!?
___________________________________ WE just laughed and laughed!.
____________________________________ These three are all grown up, with lives of their own!.!.!.!. and we don't see much of them!.
Oh fun times!.!.!.!.!.!. lol
Thanks for the question!. Good memories!.!.!.!.!.!.:) :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
My son said "My mommy has two faces", because he saw me putting make up !!! And he said he wanted to go to China someday & I asked why & he said "Because they make everything there!"---he was 4 yrs old at the time!!!~~~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
My niece was eating cookies and milk and her mother asked her if she remembered to pray over her food before she ate it and she gave her mother a look like you dumb @ss and said no mom I didnt your not suppose to pray on cold food only hot she was only 4 at the timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
when my 5 year old niece whispered"Thanks Pop pop Jim" when the sun came out (he had passed away about 6 months earlier)
or when my 2 year old nephew smiled and said "HOOKER", right after his father had made a joke too close within ear shot, this one was not as cute but was HILARIOUSWww@Enter-QA@Com
or when my 2 year old nephew smiled and said "HOOKER", right after his father had made a joke too close within ear shot, this one was not as cute but was HILARIOUSWww@Enter-QA@Com
My nephew was 4 and he looked at a picture of my mom, his grandmom who was pregnant, She was pregnant with my sister!.!.!.!.!.!.My sister said, "look Jake I'm in Dede's belly" and Jake says, "you mean Dede ate you!?!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
My husband was making margaritas a couple weekends ago and he told our 4 year old daughter to go ask mommy if she wants a margarita!. My daughter came in and said, " Mommy would you like gonorrhea!?" I died laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little boy once walked up to me (I was chewing Big Red gum) and said "You have a bubble of cinnamon around you!" Then he pretended to 'pop' to bubble!. CUTENESS on a stick!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard this little boy say "i broke my stick!" i just atarted laughing cuz he said it so funnily and i have a slightly dirty mind hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
WHEN MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER WAS 5 YRS OLD, SHE SAID THIS TO ME AFTER ME HAVING SUCH A CRAZY DAY!.!.!.!.!.
MOMMY SOMEBODY IS PRAYING FOR YOU, AND THAT SOMEBODY IS ME!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
MOMMY SOMEBODY IS PRAYING FOR YOU, AND THAT SOMEBODY IS ME!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my 8 yr old niece recently told me that I was old(42) I said well I guess this "old" woman can't take you to McDonald's or anywhere-she said well at least you ain't poor-LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like when that little girl says shes gonna kick a monsters @$$!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"aw man" like that fox swiper on dora the explorer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When asking for a popsicle My son called it a pocadu!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"mommy told me to to say a$$!.!.!. i have to say butt!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
im sleepyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I see dead people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love you daddyWww@Enter-QA@Com
when i heard a little girl tell her mom "DAMN DAMN DAMN!.!.!.!.I forget my DAMN paper and the DAMN school"Www@Enter-QA@Com
My 4 year old told her aunt "I have a sign on me & it says I'm thirsty!." She is always making us laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com