Poll:When pulled over by the police...?!


Question: Poll:When pulled over by the police!.!.!.!?
In order to avoid getting a ticket!. Do you!.!.!?
A!.Ask them if they want to strip search you!.
B!.Beat them with their own shoes and speed off in their car!.
C!.Start singing Sonic Youth songs while doing the Macarana and pray that's their favorite band!.
D!.Scream repeatedly "I LIKE TATER TOTS! DO YOU LIKE TATER TOTS!!?" And hope they think you're crazy!.!.!.Not drunk!.
E!.Other!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I cry, show clevage, show leg, ask if they know the guys on the force I do, ask how do I bring cookies to the station!.!.!.oh yes!.!.!.
37 years and no ticket!.
Yet, I get thumbs down!.!.lucky me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I can always talk myself out of a ticket without stripping if the cop is a male!. Hee Hee! I am so charming!. Once my ex and I were racing on the freeway, though I was ahead of him by a hundred yards in my Trans Am, the highway patrol cop pulled him over and cited him!.
He was really mad that I being a woman got away and he didn't!. Instead of being happy for me he was livid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

E!.

-"how are you officer!?"
-"good, yourself!?"
-"Hard"

long pause

-"none of this ever happend"

officer walks awayWww@Enter-QA@Com

i'd have to say E, talk polietly and sweetly and kinda flirt, i've gotten out of a lot of trouble that way!. but having boobs helps a lot ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Have you ever heard the phrase you write your own ticket!?!?

If you can figure that out you will know which answer to chooseWww@Enter-QA@Com

When I got pulled over for speeding I just admitted it and took the ticket!. No point insulting them that will piss them off!. A pissed off cop will arrest you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

D!. Definitely!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

E) Remain silent or only talk brieflyWww@Enter-QA@Com

OtherWww@Enter-QA@Com

be respectful and take the medicineWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lol this is really funny!.!.!. but I can't really answer because I've never been pulled over by the police!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

E!. Other

Kiss *** but speak only when you're spoken to!. That's the only thing that works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

shoot him in the head a floor itWww@Enter-QA@Com

E!. tell them why i did what they think or know is wrong!. i always have reasons and they are real reasons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

other!. they don't want to hear no crap so you do as they say, or you will make it worse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i cant drive yet but i would say

C!. i love the macarena!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cry ;!.!.!.!.!.!.!.(!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

D! LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

I really like D!. I would be afraid to try it though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOl!.!.!.CWww@Enter-QA@Com

E!. Other!.!.!.I unbutton my shirt halfway!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

give them a dvd of CHIPSWww@Enter-QA@Com

E!.

Don't look in the trunk!! My killer aardvark is in there!

Thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i can't drive but i would say cWww@Enter-QA@Com

c cuz theyd think i have a good sense of humor n let me goWww@Enter-QA@Com

E!. other (all the rest were stupid)Www@Enter-QA@Com

my friend and i just keep making up stories to tell them and like!.!. say we want to go get some food really bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I fake a heart attack!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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