? If you were a TOY, what warning would be written on the box?!


Question: ? If you were a TOY, what warning would be written on the box!?
Answers:
Surgeon General Warning: rapid expansion may occur when in 50 meter radius of females!. Failure to comply may result in orgasms, sweating, and/or pregnancy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

WARNING: may cause brain to start on fire, lungs might fill up with apple juice , may have a sudden urge to dance, may have a craving for lobster, may cause continuous eye twitching, and may cause one to go insane ( if you haven't already)

yes i know random and i know that all the things listed you would never find on a toy but i am a UNIQUE toy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i really need to get a life!.!.!.!.:(Www@Enter-QA@Com

Warning: does not come with instructions, for queries about use and application please consult the manufacturer!.
Rechargeable Batteries included!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Warning: may cause sexual behavior
Do not touch genitals, toy may touch backWww@Enter-QA@Com

Warning: Could lead to brutal death or demonic possession!.

☆ Lexinator!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Warning: Might spontaneously combust or randomly outburst at any second!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Warning - Choking Hazard

Do not taunt item, may respond with witty and humiliating retortsWww@Enter-QA@Com

WARNING: NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 5!. !?!?!?!?

OR:

CHOKING HAZARD =))Www@Enter-QA@Com

warning this is a chatter box!.it will be hard to carry because it is too skinny!.please do not take off clothes!.speaking hazardWww@Enter-QA@Com

Caution: Use as Directed by product Manual!. Void where prohibited

JustinWww@Enter-QA@Com

BEWARE-THIS TOY IS NOT FOR PEOPLE BECAUSE THE TOY BITES!. AND HARD TOO!.

WARNING- MAKE SURE U HAVE HAD UR RABIES SHOT!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Warning: Dangerous to small children"Www@Enter-QA@Com

If a malfunction occurs, toggle the switch!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Causes addiction and is time consuming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Caution- releases deadly gas on occasion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bionicals
Each set sold seperatelyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Harmful if SwallowedWww@Enter-QA@Com

Erratic behaviorWww@Enter-QA@Com

Portable when carriedWww@Enter-QA@Com

FlammableWww@Enter-QA@Com

Be cautious, very fragileWww@Enter-QA@Com

Not recommended for small childrenWww@Enter-QA@Com

"Choking hazard"Www@Enter-QA@Com

parental advisoryWww@Enter-QA@Com

flls apart easilyWww@Enter-QA@Com

DO NOT OPEN!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Do not use near open flames!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

danger, slippery when wet!Www@Enter-QA@Com

choking hazardWww@Enter-QA@Com

choking hazardWww@Enter-QA@Com

Warning; May poke out eyes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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