The stupidest/weirdest injury you ever gotten, or heard of a person getting was?!
Question: The stupidest/weirdest injury you ever gotten, or heard of a person getting was!?
I broke the 4th and 5th metatarsil bone in my left foot walking up a parking ramp in heels, not running, not jogging, WALKING and *snap*!.!. HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN!?!!
Stupidest/weirdest ive ever heard of was a kid on my block when i was a kid was running across a street and stepped on a storm drain and it caved in and he fell in and broke both ankles!.!.!. go figureWww@Enter-QA@Com
Stupidest/weirdest ive ever heard of was a kid on my block when i was a kid was running across a street and stepped on a storm drain and it caved in and he fell in and broke both ankles!.!.!. go figureWww@Enter-QA@Com
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When I was like 3 I walked into a coffee table and broke my nose!.
also me and my sister were like play-kickboxing and she kicked my hand and broke my thumb!.
But the funniest I've heard was a few years ago my mom went down a water slide and broke her tailbone when it hit the stopper at the top lol
EDIT: I just thought of another!. During Spring Training I was looking at players on the MLB DL and I saw Kaz Matsui was out due to an ANAL RUPTURE!. The dude had a rip in his a!.ss lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
also me and my sister were like play-kickboxing and she kicked my hand and broke my thumb!.
But the funniest I've heard was a few years ago my mom went down a water slide and broke her tailbone when it hit the stopper at the top lol
EDIT: I just thought of another!. During Spring Training I was looking at players on the MLB DL and I saw Kaz Matsui was out due to an ANAL RUPTURE!. The dude had a rip in his a!.ss lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is something that really takes me back!. When I was in college, a few of my buddies and I were just sitting around in our dorm, chatting, drinking some beer and getting blazed!. Of course, sometimes when guys get together, we engage in burping contests or farting contests!. We then got into a heated debate about what would happen if someone farted onto a open flame!. Some were saying that it would be like a "blow torch" effect, and others said that was a myth!. So, when the next guy had to let one loose, we decided to conduct the test!. We had one of those Zippo lighters and turned up the flame to the max!. Fortunately for me, I was sitting several feet away and was just observing, because, as it turns out, the theory was NOT A MYTH AT ALL!. The dude let out a ferocious stream of gas, and the guy who was holding the lighter had no idea what hit him!. He must have had some hairspray on, because his head just LIT UP IN FLAMES!. Most of his hair was burned off before I was able to grab a nearby blanket and smother him!. We had to take him to the hospital, and he ended up with 2nd degree burns on his scalp, and a horrible hairdo!. We can laugh about it now, but I was pretty freaked out at the time (considering we were!.!.!.you know)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I broke my tailbone (my back) and I have NO idea how I did it!. One day it started hurting, so I went to the doctor, and said it was broken!.
I'm 15, and my first bone I broke! Haha!.
Weird!.
also, when I was little I squeezed a light bulb and got glass in my finger!. :/
AND, I was running in the house when I was little (folks, this is a reason why NOT to run in the house) I fell and hit my head on a brick fireplace!. I have a dent right next to my eye!.
I was a clumsy child!. Still am!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm 15, and my first bone I broke! Haha!.
Weird!.
also, when I was little I squeezed a light bulb and got glass in my finger!. :/
AND, I was running in the house when I was little (folks, this is a reason why NOT to run in the house) I fell and hit my head on a brick fireplace!. I have a dent right next to my eye!.
I was a clumsy child!. Still am!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was 6 years old, I was in the car and the window was open!. We had pulled over cause my Uncle was parking!. I decided to stick my head out the window for some reason!. Then I leaned on the button that closes the window!. I tried to pull my head back in but I guess I wasn't fast enough and it closed on my lip!. It sliced half of my bottom lip and I had to get stitches!. If I didn't have the scare to prove it, I don't think anyone would believe that was even possible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Moises Alou was running on a treadmill and tore his ACL!. Turf Toe must be a bit*h because Deion Sanders retired because of it!.
I kicked a water pipe in Karen Downey's ( obscure reference to my sister's friend that I couldn't pick out of a line up now) front yard while playing soccer and shattered 4 toes and my foot!. I was 12 and my foot almost stopped growing after that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I kicked a water pipe in Karen Downey's ( obscure reference to my sister's friend that I couldn't pick out of a line up now) front yard while playing soccer and shattered 4 toes and my foot!. I was 12 and my foot almost stopped growing after that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was 5 and thought I had to impress my older brother with everything I did!. He dared me to jump out of the swing!. I pumped my little legs as hard as I could and took a flying leap at the top of the swing!. I used my elbows to break my fall and chipped a bone in my left arm!. I was in one of those old plaster casts for July and August!. Man was that dumb, but I proved my brother wrong!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Playing a game of Rugby League in Australia against a Fijian Provincial team!. I was tackled high by this Fijian Giant and dislocated my left elbow on landing, the weird part is the dislocation and force this guy applied actually detached the brachial artery, lucky to be here :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um I broke my wrist (really badly, needed surgery) falling off a curb!. :) I was at a ski resort and they had that fake snow and it was blowing in my face, so my grandpa suggested that my friend and I walk backwards!. So we did and I tripped down the curb and put my hand out to catch my fall!. Oops!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
a few years ago we were in a hurry to get out the door for school!. my mother was going to borrow a pair of my socks to wear!. when she opened the drawer, 2 of her fingers bent back (idk how) and she fractured BOTH of them! XD! it was hilarious afterwards that she had fractured 2 fingers, just by opening my drawer!.!.!.!.lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay this is a bit gross!. While I was 4months pregnant and having sex with my boyfriend i injured myself!. He thought i must of p'd on him or something, cos' he felt warmth!. I felt a sharp pain but didn't stop till I had my O!. So when I got off and turned the lights on there was a big pool of blood everywhere!. And blood was coming out from my you know what and it was sore!.!. So we got to the hospital to make sure it wasn't a miscarriage!. Turns out I burst some vessel up there!. Lots of blood loss man, I almost needed a transfusion!
sweet after a few days thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
sweet after a few days thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
the 14 year old kid across the road was in a tree perving on a naked girl through her second story window when he fell from the tree!.unfortunately he was masturbating at the time and landed on his di!.k!.done major damage but its still a great source of ammusment for us neighbours!.hahahha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well,don't do that,DUH!walking on your heels,leaves your calves open!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
On TV I saw a guy this pizza delivery guy turn a corner and somehow a metal bar went through his forehead and out the other side and he was still conscious and survived!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The dumbest injury I've ever had was this one time during class when I accidently sharpened my finger instead of my pencil!. There was blood everywhere!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got a black eye running into a mirror on the side of a van
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my cousin almost broke his nose when he didn't catch a SIMPLE pop fly!. The ball missed his nose by a couple inches!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i broke my arm playing foot ball!. !.!.!.!.!. FLAG FOOTBALL!!! not tackle!.!.!. FLAG!Www@Enter-QA@Com