Does anyone else think Chuck Norris is...?!
Question: Does anyone else think Chuck Norris is!.!.!.!?
From another planet!?
Can't he fly!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can't he fly!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Chuck Norris was here before the planet!
He can fly!. He does roundhouse kicks so fat that it creates a tornado and that is how he travels!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He can fly!. He does roundhouse kicks so fat that it creates a tornado and that is how he travels!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, chuck norris's cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys! and the reason the book "where's waldo" exists, cause waldo is hiding from chuck norris!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris
chuck norris made black!. in fact he made all the colors, except pink!. tom cruise invented pink!.
If chuck norris were human, we'd all be bugs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
chuck norris made black!. in fact he made all the colors, except pink!. tom cruise invented pink!.
If chuck norris were human, we'd all be bugs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He might be from another planet; probably the same one Superman is from!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't fly!. Chuck Norris kicks the Earth and it spins beneath him until he sees a spot worth alighting upon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris is super human not and alienWww@Enter-QA@Com
when chuck norris does push ups, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris cannot fly he is fly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he's human, how can he sneeze without blinking!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hes old now!.!.!. Its kind of funny!. I saw him on some Bowflex commercial :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hes hott!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope, he's human, just like all the rest of us from Earth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com