What's the best way to tune out someone who's screaming & crying hysteri!
Question: What's the best way to tune out someone who's screaming & crying hysterically because their life sucks!?
this might be my most favorite question- everWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
you play them the saddest little song on the tinyest little violin you can find, sarcastically of course!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Leave the room, hang up the phone etc!. The one and only time I had a friend that just had a dark cloud over and over I told her to stop calling!. She always asked for advice!. I would offer it and she never thought it would help her!. She could not get out of her sad life!. Finally I said "There is nothing I can do to help you!. I don't want to hear your sad sh*t anymore!. If you can't say something positive don't call me again!." She didn't!. Its been 3 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try to calm them down!. If that fails, leave them for 10 minutes!. They'll soon stop!. (Assuming they aren't in danger of harming themselves)
Reassure them that everything's gonna be OK!.
Compliment them!.
Help them with any problems you can!.
Be a good friend and see them through their bad zone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Reassure them that everything's gonna be OK!.
Compliment them!.
Help them with any problems you can!.
Be a good friend and see them through their bad zone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Didn't I email you about how to soundproof the shuttered room, I apologize if I forgot to, I will send you the instructions right away, and remember you need to use fresh skin not day oldWww@Enter-QA@Com
ain't nothin left to do but punch, punch, punch!.
and then kick!.
then, take their wallet and say:: see!? Your life just got a whole lot worse, didn't it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
and then kick!.
then, take their wallet and say:: see!? Your life just got a whole lot worse, didn't it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I overpower them with a loud boisterous:
waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and I continue it till I look more pathetic then them!. The End!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and I continue it till I look more pathetic then them!. The End!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Let your mother out of the basement!.
Throw a bucket of water in her face to help her calm down!.
A quick one-two jab in her solar plexus will facilitate this process!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Throw a bucket of water in her face to help her calm down!.
A quick one-two jab in her solar plexus will facilitate this process!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh sure!.!.!.point out how much his life sucks rub it in every time you see him then try to avoid the hysterics!.
You know how sensitive he is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know how sensitive he is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Easy
Quit hanging out with losers, stick with the winners in Y!.A!.!!!
Added: yay for I fought yahoo, is true, thousand of years of evolution has conditioned us to tune almost anything out :=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quit hanging out with losers, stick with the winners in Y!.A!.!!!
Added: yay for I fought yahoo, is true, thousand of years of evolution has conditioned us to tune almost anything out :=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not sure, but I know what I would have liked; someone to come and hit me really hard, then hug me shouting at me that they were there for me at the same time!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
take those viking horn and stick em hard that way they will have something to cry and scream about
your life sucks when you got horns stuck in your
@zzWww@Enter-QA@Com
your life sucks when you got horns stuck in your
@zzWww@Enter-QA@Com
shut the door and get on the computer!.and tell them to shut upWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have them served with divorce papers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Remind them of how you're 14 and have a perfect life!. Then they'll commit suicide and voila!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Annihilate them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is the Indiana primary going that bad for Hillary!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
44 cal!. attitude adjuster
with volume control
visa card
passport
airport
bye bye !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
with volume control
visa card
passport
airport
bye bye !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stop screaming Tublet -l've got more important things to deal with!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I look at them and go "would you like some cheese with that whine!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ignore themWww@Enter-QA@Com
i stare at my david cassidy poster thinking how nice it would be to for a malted with him!. oly out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put marshmallows in your ears!.!.!.!.!.trust me it works!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I turn the hose on them and sing
It makes it so cheerfulWww@Enter-QA@Com
It makes it so cheerfulWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm a guy, we are born with the ability to do it without any effort what so ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do you own a gun!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
try to cheer them up and leave them on a positive noteWww@Enter-QA@Com
give them a quarter to call someone who caresWww@Enter-QA@Com