Who stole my lawn mower? I can't offer a reward but will give best answer to!
Question: Who stole my lawn mower!? I can't offer a reward but will give best answer to anyone with useful information!.
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Glad I read this remember me!?!?
I'll give you a hint, you moved in next door to me a couple of months ago, new furniture, new lawn mower, new every thing!.
My wife began asking why cant we have this that and the other!?
One of your first jobs was to come out and cut your grass with your nice new mower!.
My wife was watching "Why cant you cut our grass like that"!?!?!? etc etc!.
Next day when the coast was clear I dug out my trusty old mower and started my lawn, it took about 3 minutes to emit a loud bang and stop working!! I was fuming, but I suddenly remembered your brand new job, I would ask to borrow that!. I started to walk to your door, I was thinking "I bet she wont lend it to me" walked a bit further and finally convinced myself you wouldnt lend it to me, I hammered on your door, you opened the door and smiled at me, I yelled "Stuff your new mower right up your a**"!!!!
I strode off, you looked a bit shocked!. I was thinking it would serve you right if your nice new mower went missing!!!!!
Nothing to do with me of course, I havent got it, just telling you what I was thinking!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll give you a hint, you moved in next door to me a couple of months ago, new furniture, new lawn mower, new every thing!.
My wife began asking why cant we have this that and the other!?
One of your first jobs was to come out and cut your grass with your nice new mower!.
My wife was watching "Why cant you cut our grass like that"!?!?!? etc etc!.
Next day when the coast was clear I dug out my trusty old mower and started my lawn, it took about 3 minutes to emit a loud bang and stop working!! I was fuming, but I suddenly remembered your brand new job, I would ask to borrow that!. I started to walk to your door, I was thinking "I bet she wont lend it to me" walked a bit further and finally convinced myself you wouldnt lend it to me, I hammered on your door, you opened the door and smiled at me, I yelled "Stuff your new mower right up your a**"!!!!
I strode off, you looked a bit shocked!. I was thinking it would serve you right if your nice new mower went missing!!!!!
Nothing to do with me of course, I havent got it, just telling you what I was thinking!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Look for a short, bearded individual, approximately 26" tall!.!.!. sturdy, wearing a blue jacket and red-pointed hat!. He can be found near unusually large mushrooms, or holding a wheelbarrow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawn gnome!. They're always up to something those gnomes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its not stolen, u told me I can borrow it, remember!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com