If you were going to write a personal ad for yourself what would it say?!


Question: If you were going to write a personal ad for yourself what would it say!?
(I'm at work and I'm bored, so humor me)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Young possibly insane towel seeking a relationship preferrably with someone of my species!. Turn ons:That black stuff that grows in my fridge, drying people off, and taking long walks off short piers!.
Turn offs:Banana Cream pudding, people with type O blood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Tall slender freak, with a dark humour, loves good food and wine!. Colours outside the lines, runs with scissors, dances to my own tune, and thinks outside of the box!.
Looking for companion freak!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Biiiiiaaaaaattttttcccchhhhhhhhhhhhh!
no, that was a joke!. it would say anal retentive, ocd, germaphobe looking for (fillintheblank) to watch movies, take naps, and eat dinner with (ie husbandialreadyhave)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Welcome to my World or Welcome to Celeste's World!. Then start talking about yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"tired of working, looking for sugar momma!. will perform housework and all sexual acts in exchange for room and board"Www@Enter-QA@Com

bangin hot brunette, athletic body, career minded, enjoy many diff activities, not ur avg girlWww@Enter-QA@Com

One all powerful pokemon seeking another all powerful pokemon willing to help dominate the world!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

tall, blonde, looking to get out of a relationship, ready to mingle, can't wait for some excitment!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am young lady who loves to help others in need!.
love all types of sports playing and watching!.
parks and narture are good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

AWESOME!

Ha ha I used to work for an advertising company and I learned that less is more!

(i'm not conceited, just bored at work too and thought this was an easy question)Www@Enter-QA@Com

young, funny, toned, Malaysian guy WLTM someone for fun and friendship!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bloated, happy then mad instantaneously, tired all of the time!.!.!.need help around the house!


Ha ha I'm taken though so I wouldn't write one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

MATURE,RIPE,AND READY FOR PICKING!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"i have thorns"Www@Enter-QA@Com

tall, blonde, and beautiful!.!.!.!.!. tee heeWww@Enter-QA@Com

only $2!.99, no shipping and tax freeWww@Enter-QA@Com

let me show you my world!. cuz its a perfect place to be!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Free lovin'!.!.!. to a good home

SteveCWww@Enter-QA@Com



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