A question for the Gentlemen amongst us..?!
Question: A question for the Gentlemen amongst us!.!.!?
What specifically, can we do better than the ladies can!.!.!.!.!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
think logically without venting unnecessary emotionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Decide the sex of our babies!. We have 2 chromosomes, the ladies only have one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Apart from penis related matters, it would appear not a lot !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat!.
Movie nudity is virtually always female!.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase!.
Monday Night Football!.
We don't have to monitor our friends sex lives!.
Our bathroom lines are 80% shorter!.
We can open all your own jars!.
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight!.
Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob us blind!.
Our asses are never a factor in a job interview!.
All our orgasms are real!.
A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex!.
Guys in hockey masks don't attack you!.
We don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere we go!.
We understand why Stripes is funny!.
We can go to the bathroom without a support group!.
Our last names stays put!.
We can leave a hotel bed unmade!.
When our work is criticized, we don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you!.
We can kill our own food!.
The garage is all ours!.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness!.
We see the humor in Terms of Endearment!.
Nobody secretly wonders if we swallow!.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes!.
Sex means never worrying about our reputation!.
Wedding plans take care of themselves!.
If someone forgets to invite us to something, he or she can still be your friend!.
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack!.
The National College Cheerleading Championship
None of our co-workers have the power to make us cry!.
We don't have to shave below our necks!.
We don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every nite!.
If you're 34 and single, nobody notices!.
Chocolate is just another snack!.
We can be president!.
We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat!.
Flowers fix everything!.
We never have to worry about other people's feelings!.
We get to think about sex 90% of our waking hours!.
We can wear a white shirt to a water park!.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough!.
We can eat a banana in a hardware store!.
We can say anything and not worry about what people think!.
Foreplay is optional!.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when we walk into the room!.
We can whip our shirts off on a hot day!.
We don't have to clean our apartments if the meter reader is coming by!.
We never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid!.
Car mechanics tell us the truth!.
We don't give a rat's *** if someone notices our new haircut!.
We can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
The world is our urinal!.
Hot wax NEVER comes near our pubic area!.
One mood, all the time!.
We can admire Clint Eastwood without starving ourselves to look like him!.
We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky!.
We know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle!.
We can sit with our knees apart no matter what we're wearing!.
Same work!.!.!.!.more pay!.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character!.
We don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment!.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100!.
With 400 million sperm per shot, we could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory!.
If we retain water, it's in a canteen!.
The remote is ours and ours alone!.
People never glance at our chest when we're talking to them!.
We can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift!.
Bachelor parties whomp @$$ over bridal showers!.
We have a normal and healthy relationship with our mothers!.
We can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining us naked!.
Someday we'll be a dirty old man!.
If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we might become lifelong buddies!.
Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary!.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected!.
We never have to miss a sexual opportunity because we're not in the mood!.!.!.
We think the idea of punting a small dog is funny!.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet!.
Porn movies are designed with us in mind!.
We don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries!.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them!.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So!.!.!.notice anything different!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Movie nudity is virtually always female!.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase!.
Monday Night Football!.
We don't have to monitor our friends sex lives!.
Our bathroom lines are 80% shorter!.
We can open all your own jars!.
Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight!.
Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob us blind!.
Our asses are never a factor in a job interview!.
All our orgasms are real!.
A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex!.
Guys in hockey masks don't attack you!.
We don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere we go!.
We understand why Stripes is funny!.
We can go to the bathroom without a support group!.
Our last names stays put!.
We can leave a hotel bed unmade!.
When our work is criticized, we don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you!.
We can kill our own food!.
The garage is all ours!.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness!.
We see the humor in Terms of Endearment!.
Nobody secretly wonders if we swallow!.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes!.
Sex means never worrying about our reputation!.
Wedding plans take care of themselves!.
If someone forgets to invite us to something, he or she can still be your friend!.
Your underwear is $10 for a three pack!.
The National College Cheerleading Championship
None of our co-workers have the power to make us cry!.
We don't have to shave below our necks!.
We don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every nite!.
If you're 34 and single, nobody notices!.
Chocolate is just another snack!.
We can be president!.
We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat!.
Flowers fix everything!.
We never have to worry about other people's feelings!.
We get to think about sex 90% of our waking hours!.
We can wear a white shirt to a water park!.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough!.
We can eat a banana in a hardware store!.
We can say anything and not worry about what people think!.
Foreplay is optional!.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when we walk into the room!.
We can whip our shirts off on a hot day!.
We don't have to clean our apartments if the meter reader is coming by!.
We never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid!.
Car mechanics tell us the truth!.
We don't give a rat's *** if someone notices our new haircut!.
We can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
The world is our urinal!.
Hot wax NEVER comes near our pubic area!.
One mood, all the time!.
We can admire Clint Eastwood without starving ourselves to look like him!.
We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky!.
We know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle!.
We can sit with our knees apart no matter what we're wearing!.
Same work!.!.!.!.more pay!.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character!.
We don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment!.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100!.
With 400 million sperm per shot, we could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory!.
If we retain water, it's in a canteen!.
The remote is ours and ours alone!.
People never glance at our chest when we're talking to them!.
We can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift!.
Bachelor parties whomp @$$ over bridal showers!.
We have a normal and healthy relationship with our mothers!.
We can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining us naked!.
Someday we'll be a dirty old man!.
If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we might become lifelong buddies!.
Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary!.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected!.
We never have to miss a sexual opportunity because we're not in the mood!.!.!.
We think the idea of punting a small dog is funny!.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet!.
Porn movies are designed with us in mind!.
We don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries!.
Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them!.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So!.!.!.notice anything different!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pee quietlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Play football for starters =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
*Waits*Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can pee standing up WAY better than she can!.
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BrandonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Play football!?
I can't, I just mean generally!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't, I just mean generally!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pee while doing the moonwalkWww@Enter-QA@Com
Read maps, shop in under 5 min`s, wear clothes that look like rags and think we look cool,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pee standing up!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pee standing up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
write your name in the snow while having a pee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
weve got bigger musclesWww@Enter-QA@Com
drive a carWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny how all the things below involve pee isnt it!.!.!. not looking good for the males atm isit now, as for us girlies!.!.!. we can multitask and multiorga!.!.!.!.!.!. need i say more!?
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umm make sperm!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
any self respecting man will know how to properly treat a woman!.
sad!.!.!.not many men can do that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sad!.!.!.not many men can do that!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Write our names in the snow, without a pen if you catch my drift!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
write our name in the snow,when peeing lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com