How do I become a redneck?!
Question: How do I become a redneck!?
Answers:
Do you have any of those pink plastic flamingos in your yard!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get a pickup truck
put a bumper sticker on it that says!.
I snatch kisses and visa versa
Head down to the dump with your garbage and
come back with more than took!.
Then put that sticker back on your house that says Wide Load
Fix dinner of the other White Meat (Possum)!.
When you go to bed at night and say your prayers - remember that god looks like Hank Williams Jr and that should you be taken during the night, Paradise looks an awful lot like Daytona International Speedway!.
If you can talk with crowds !.!.!.,
Or walk with kings!.!.!.
And--which is more--you'll be a Redneck, my son!Www@Enter-QA@Com
put a bumper sticker on it that says!.
I snatch kisses and visa versa
Head down to the dump with your garbage and
come back with more than took!.
Then put that sticker back on your house that says Wide Load
Fix dinner of the other White Meat (Possum)!.
When you go to bed at night and say your prayers - remember that god looks like Hank Williams Jr and that should you be taken during the night, Paradise looks an awful lot like Daytona International Speedway!.
If you can talk with crowds !.!.!.,
Or walk with kings!.!.!.
And--which is more--you'll be a Redneck, my son!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Congratulations! By asking the question, you've just taken the first step!. You have to ask to become one!.!.!.just like a Freemason! You know!.!.!.the butt-spanking Satan worshipers!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sex with a blood-relative!?
sorry, my co-worker just shouted that out when i read the question =)
(p!.s!. he IS a redneck)Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry, my co-worker just shouted that out when i read the question =)
(p!.s!. he IS a redneck)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why you poor misguided kitty!. Youooooous gots to be born to the loftiness of redneckdom!. It ain't sumtin can be taught, hony chile!. It's gots to be in da blud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Grow a mullet, where some overalls with no shirt, and watch Foxworthy on Comedy Central!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get a 4x4 with big worn out tires!.!.!.!.union jack flag on the back window!.!.!.!.a beat up trailer home!.!.!.!.cut your long sleeves at the shoulders and drink the cheapest beer you can find!.!.!.!.and have a dog named rocky!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can move to the deep south and try to fit in with them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
live in a trailer, have less teeth than your jack o lantern on halloween, and eat lots of fast food hit them with your truck and fry them up for dinner!! ? Don't forget to keep your christmas lights up all year round! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
stay in the sun and scream yeeehawww!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol id say everything everyone else has said!. and you have to smell like farm animals oh & chew on a toothpick especially while your talking!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
A partial frontal lobotomy and relocation to Alabama should get you well on your way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hump your sister and your mom, grow a mullet, and live in a shack in the woods!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lose some teeth and buy a wife beater, and an old ford pickup that doesn't work parked in the front yard will help too!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
stand in the, the sun should burn your neck, then you are a redneckWww@Enter-QA@Com
your born a red neck but if you want say yall a lot and buy a pick up! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
move to really southern alabama jk
i dont know say ya'll and own a farm!? idkWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont know say ya'll and own a farm!? idkWww@Enter-QA@Com
Move to a farm and work in the sun all day!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
XD XD idk good luck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where's that dude Cowbell when you need him the most!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
try to be a texan if u want to move to texas!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lose a couple of teeth and do it with your sister!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
move to minnesotaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Move down to my town, you'll learn fast!Www@Enter-QA@Com
study the works of the great jeff foxworthyWww@Enter-QA@Com
a mullet is a must haveWww@Enter-QA@Com
thinking that you are a redneck haha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
theyare born ( in an oujthosue) not madeWww@Enter-QA@Com
y !?!?!?!?!? its dumbbbbbWww@Enter-QA@Com
First I suggest to put your appliances outside on the porch, then I suggest living with us!. We have a pooltable in the yard!.!.!.we're rednecks!!Www@Enter-QA@Com