Lets say you're invited to dinner, but the host's home smells like sulfu!
Question: Lets say you're invited to dinner, but the host's home smells like sulfur and hot tar!. What would you do!?
It's too late to leave, and you've been seated at the table!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I would do this:
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beatWww@Enter-QA@Com
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beatWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would excuse myself to the bathroom, tell the host that I was sick and very sorry that I couldn't stay, then go home!.
In all honesty, I probably WOULD get sick if I had to smell sulfur and hot tar for too long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In all honesty, I probably WOULD get sick if I had to smell sulfur and hot tar for too long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, just to fit in i'd put on my devil horns and tail and laugh menacingly along with the rest of the geusts!.
too bad i don't have such red skin as the rest of them!.
ohh look, there's the hole in the floor ready to take us to hell!.
must dashWww@Enter-QA@Com
too bad i don't have such red skin as the rest of them!.
ohh look, there's the hole in the floor ready to take us to hell!.
must dashWww@Enter-QA@Com
try not to eat anything or eat very very & I mean very little!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
smile smile smile and just smile!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i will fake someone calling me and pretend it's important then leave!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will fake a migraine and excuse myself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like your host is cooking up disaster !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would ask what was creating the smell and suggest that it may be nice to eat outsideWww@Enter-QA@Com
pray to the lord
i think its the devil's houseWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think its the devil's houseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pray he's only eaten beans and I'm not on the menu!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just take it i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com