How do you tenderly explain to the little old lady in line in front of you at th!
Question: How do you tenderly explain to the little old lady in line in front of you at the grocery store!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.that you would gladly give her $10 if she would take her 5 cent coupons and shove them up her hoo-hah so the rest of us could move on with our lives!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
If you ignore them long enough, they die!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Be careful what you say young Mr!. Buk!. One day you will be standing in a grocery line trying to hold your pants up and telling everyone to hold their horses while you fumble around for your coupons!.I have no problem with being behind some little old man or woman taking their sweet time!. They have earned that right in life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell her "UHHHH, how long have you had to go to the store!?!? ALL DAY!?--why do you gotta wait until all of the working americans are off work to go to the grocery store!?!?--maybe you should of skipped watching the price is right today and made a trip to the store before the rest of us get off work!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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and get so excited that she'll forget about her measly 5￠ couponsWww@Enter-QA@Com
She'll see the --Free Grocery Coupons
Get $250 dollars in free grocery coupons!. Just check your Zip!.!.!.
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and get so excited that she'll forget about her measly 5￠ couponsWww@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! cant believe that some ppl would be that rude to older ppl, and they are not the only ones to use coupons, working ppl Use coupons as well, and it doesnt take that long to scan the coupons, im sure you would like to save a couple of dollars on your ticket if you can, the way the Gas prices are, why not try and save as much money as we can these days!.!.
You will get old one day, Karma is a ***** and trust me I know!.
So God Bless and be NICE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You will get old one day, Karma is a ***** and trust me I know!.
So God Bless and be NICE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just be patient and wait for her to finish!.!.!.!.hurry up and purchase whateva ya got goin!.!.!.run out to the parking lot and beat her down! Take her wallet and pat her down for any extra coupons that she might be concealing!.!.!.!.make sure you check her hoo-hah! This will help prevent the the wait for the next person that get behind her in line!. Sooner or later she will learn her lesson!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait till you are that age Mr!. Impatient!.!.!.
You will know more pain and suffering and trouble in your life living on social security and not feeling well enough to move in line faster!.!.!.
Just you wait till you are like that old lady and then folks want you to move!.!.!.
LOL!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You will know more pain and suffering and trouble in your life living on social security and not feeling well enough to move in line faster!.!.!.
Just you wait till you are like that old lady and then folks want you to move!.!.!.
LOL!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh Buk!.!.how could you!.!. on Mother's Day of all days!.!.!.
Okay, now that I've stopped rolling around on the floor with laughter (especially at anyone who took this seriously) here's what you do!.!.
Give the ten to some pimply faced stock boy!. Tell him to announce over the PA that there is a sale on (see what the old lady has most of!.!.) and watch her motor on over to get more!. Viola!.!. the line is clear!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, now that I've stopped rolling around on the floor with laughter (especially at anyone who took this seriously) here's what you do!.!.
Give the ten to some pimply faced stock boy!. Tell him to announce over the PA that there is a sale on (see what the old lady has most of!.!.) and watch her motor on over to get more!. Viola!.!. the line is clear!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does the term "Ramming Speed" mean anything!? Just knock her out of the way and toss the ten spot to the clerk!. Old people should only be allowed to shop between midnight and 3 a!.m!., I mean they're not sleeping, why not!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The 'tender' approach will never work, ram her in the ankles with your cart and then whisper this threat into her ear: Old woman if you don't get out of my way I will take a potato peeler to your wrist!
Works for me everytime=:>)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Works for me everytime=:>)Www@Enter-QA@Com
now now, be nice!. think of them living through the depression, and how they're living on fixed incomes, piddly ones at that and how it basically sucks to get old!. i try to help old folks when i can!.!.!.if i deserve to be blocked for that, ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say, pardon me!.!.I'll give you $10 if you'll allow me to go before you!. I'm in a hurry!. She will probaby have no problem with that!. Plus she gets to use her coupons and have 10 bucks extra!. Everyone wins!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude!
That was me in front of you,I can't see well with these confounded new bi-focal glasses to read cupons!.
Thanks for the cash though,let's go buy a bottle and brown bag it while we watch the b-party here,lol! : DWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was me in front of you,I can't see well with these confounded new bi-focal glasses to read cupons!.
Thanks for the cash though,let's go buy a bottle and brown bag it while we watch the b-party here,lol! : DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't think you can say that tenderly!. In plus, why would you want to be so ugly to a little old lady!? They deserve better than that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I give her a hundred bucks for that 5cents coupon!!
Grrrr!.!.!.that is the most annoying thing in the Supermarket!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Grrrr!.!.!.that is the most annoying thing in the Supermarket!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Honey, I've found you can't hurry those ole ladies!. They have their coupons and will use every one they can!. She'll take the $10 and add it to her own money for more stuff and more coupons!. LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pmsl
Bend down so you have to look up to her!.
Then hand he 10 dollars
when she takes them!.!.!.
GRAB THE GRANNY AND RUN RUN RUN RUN
AND SHOW HER INTO THE NEXT CHARITY SHOP
AND DOPE HER UP ON PILLS
so she all thinks its a nice life!.
Then get back in line
Pay for your condoms
And Shag till morning =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bend down so you have to look up to her!.
Then hand he 10 dollars
when she takes them!.!.!.
GRAB THE GRANNY AND RUN RUN RUN RUN
AND SHOW HER INTO THE NEXT CHARITY SHOP
AND DOPE HER UP ON PILLS
so she all thinks its a nice life!.
Then get back in line
Pay for your condoms
And Shag till morning =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did she ever do to you!. Show the elderly some respect, if you did that to my grandmother she would smack you upside your head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You just have to be more selective who you get behind in the line!. If they have blue hair then you better choose another aisle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When you said tenderly it showed your trying to hook up with her!. You liked her didn't you and didn't know how to tell her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just tell her you'll buy all of her coupons for 10buk's (ha!! 10 buks)
Old ladies are cheap and know a good deal when they see one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Old ladies are cheap and know a good deal when they see one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gee,I liked everyones answers and it could be you someday!.!.Don't blame her ,the government only gives a cetain amount to spend!. At least she' not spending it on stupid stuff!. !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pardon me ma'am but,
i was just politly woderin if you would hurry up in line or shove those 5 cent coupons up your ***
that would be nice lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i was just politly woderin if you would hurry up in line or shove those 5 cent coupons up your ***
that would be nice lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Do it cautiously!. Some of those old ladies carry fatally heavy objects in their purses, as well as tasers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
excuse me lady, your hoo-hah is showing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
MISS YOU DROP THESE $10 DOLLARS!.
NEVERMIND SHE WILL MAYBE STILL USE HER DAMN COUPONS!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
NEVERMIND SHE WILL MAYBE STILL USE HER DAMN COUPONS!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
From now on, why don't you just get your wife to wait in the car and let you settle the bill instead!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could start by wishing her happy mother's day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good idea, but I usually just let them enjoy their moment of frugality!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are just jealous cause she won't share her coupons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol very carefullyWww@Enter-QA@Com