Poll: What is the funniest thing yo Mama ever did (that you remember)?!


Question: Poll: What is the funniest thing yo Mama ever did (that you remember)!?
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When we went to buy a simple toy for my young niece and she asked the male store associate, "Do you have any balls!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

well i wasn't even born at the time and thier is a story that she told me

When she was at school she was playing Rounders in PE and she was a feilder!! and she was running and she thought the ball was coming at her then she realized it was a bird and everyone was wondering what she was doing!! and i couldn't stop laughing to myself!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Went to a laundromat and turned on the drier and the one above it which had somebody's sock on it and also was missing a door!. It made a loud thumping sound and also made the entire room hot!. Besides that, after she did it, a foreign man who didn't speak english was putting stuff in his dryer and she started laughing and explaining what she did all awkwardly!. He looked at her in a very odd way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I remember once when I was about seven I had a scooter and my mom wanted to try it!. So I let her and she went all the way down our steep drive way and onto the road!. She then got off balance and crashed at our neighbors house across the street!. She scraped her leg, but when I got to her she was laughing so hard she was crying!. She said I hope the neighbors didn't see!. To this day we still laugh about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

In 1979, I had a brand new Plymouth Horizon, which had VERY bright headlights!. One evening, I was heading to visit my parents, and, since it was dusky dark, I had my headlights on!. A car, coming from the other direction kept flashing their lights at me, and, later, my dad said that mom told him, I wish that s!.o!.b!. would dim his lights!.!.
As they went by, Dad recognized me and told mom, well, if anyone would know he was an s!.o!.b!., you would, that was your son!. Mom laughed, and, ever since, until she passed, in 2003, we'd joke about that!.!.!. and mom would tell it on herself!. Of course, she also said, NOBODY else can call him that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

We were watching a movie and eating Orville's Kettle Korn (sooo good) and I was like, "If you eat one at a time, it will last longer!." So we made this silly bet that we can eat one at a time and during the movie I happened to look back at her and not only did she have several of them in her mouth, but one was rolling down her shirt!. lol And she just stopped and looked at me and we both started laughing!. =) classicWww@Enter-QA@Com

Screaming like a maniac with a crowbar in her hands chasing a bunch of kids who were trying to beat this little boy up!. it was so funny i never saw my mom act like a crazy person she was making noises like a gorilla!. They all freaked out and ran!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

my mom pigged out on cake when she thought no one was looking, so i go in the kitchen and she says ooo cake lets see how this tastes, and i said you already "tasted" half of itWww@Enter-QA@Com

One time I was at Wal Mart with my sister and she was putting on pantie holes outside before she went in the store!. It was in the parking lot and everybody was staring, I laughed sooooo hard my stomach was hurting for laughing so hard!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was talking on the phone with my best friend and I was complaining about something we wanted but my mom didn't want to give me money for or something like that!. And she started mocking me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was mouthing off to her in front of my friends when I was about 15 & she put put me in the corner in front of all of them & they all were laughing at me!. Not funny at the time though :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

made banana pudding for my littles sisters 3rd birthday, tasted it, and realized she forgot the bananas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ran around a grociery store singing "hashbrowns and cheddar cheese"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

She walked around the house in her bra and underwear when little boys were here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

First thing that came to my mind was that she bought me a goat for my 11th birthday!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

She farted in the library =PWww@Enter-QA@Com

tried to put diesel in our honda and spent like 15 minutes trying althouth the spout wouldnt go inWww@Enter-QA@Com

Htrough my sister out of burger king for tellign her she had a seseme seed on her lipWww@Enter-QA@Com

Dyed her hair light blonde!.!.!. Geezz, she is a dark brunette :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

My fatherWww@Enter-QA@Com

tried to ride a bikeWww@Enter-QA@Com

fell in poopWww@Enter-QA@Com

when she tried to make dinnerWww@Enter-QA@Com

fell on a wet floorWww@Enter-QA@Com

taught me how to cook!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ate a dung when she thought it was chocolat!.!.!.!.UGH! gross huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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