How do you stop the pain??!


Question: How do you stop the pain!?!?
Someone told me I could iron out my sack wrinkles!.
They lied!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
*stomping feet*
I!.!.!.
*slapping desk*
CANNOT
*wiping tears from eyes*
STOP
*heaving*
Laughing at your question!.!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

At least you lived to tell the gross tale!. May I suggest aloe vera juice!. The aloe vera cacti/plant[a succulent] has amazing healing properties! It's pretty slimy straight off the plant, but yee old health food store probably has it in the form of a tincture!. Leave your sacks alone once you apply your ointment, and STOP associating with retards!. Do not go out alone!. Consider laying off the mind altering substances!. Self abuse is never that funny!
Peanut butter ingestion couldn't hurt either!. Good luck to you and your sacks!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think they meant that dirty rucksack you use to cart around all your worldly possessions when you're begging for spare change at the bus station!.

Have an attractive woman repeatedly coat the afflicted area with Vaseline and don't do the Cha-cha for a few days!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sit in cold water, eventually shrinkage will hide most of the damage!. Secondly, you may have misunderstood the suggestion, they may have said 'press and steam', not iron!. By the way, you weren't wanting any more kids were you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Put a bullet between your teeth!. Squat in a bucket of Tabasco sauce!. Afterwards, apply icey-hot liberally to entire sack and taint!. You'll be the proud owner of a roast beef curtain Johhny cake!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Take the same iron you used & put it in the freezer, then re-apply to sack!. By the way, I told you brown paper sack, not ballsack!. Now go put your pants on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Put butter on it that's what I heard your supposed to do with a burn and for the love of jebus stay away from the dogs after you do it!.!.!.Nobody wants to see that!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Next time, get a ball pump and pump them up, no need to iron, and it makes them so light and fluffy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

grab that bucket of cold water out of GEM's hands before she throws it at her boyfriend's wife!
next time use some non-stick spray on them!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It took me a minute to figure out what your sack is!. Oh my gosh that's funny!. You can use some neasporin ointment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That has to hurt, you need to use rubbing alcohol to prevent any infection now!. If they burn, uhm, lick them and blow gently!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.Ouch!.VicodinWww@Enter-QA@Com

Apply peanut butter to the wounded area!.

Call over your puppy!.

Enjoy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

lots and lots of pharmaceuticalsWww@Enter-QA@Com

walk around the yard, on all fours, against the windWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You're so goofy! I don't even have an answer but I did LMBAO!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

toke til you choke!.!.!.!.that's how i stop the pain?Www@Enter-QA@Com

bisquits with sausage gravyWww@Enter-QA@Com

try viagraWww@Enter-QA@Com

pain killers~Www@Enter-QA@Com

Try some Icee hot, I hear that stuff does wonders for the sack!. That is what I heard anyhow, let me know!.=p

~~Peace~~Www@Enter-QA@Com

next time go see a Board Certified P!.S!. to get a sack-lift, or ball-tuck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Kill yourself!.


Not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sitz bath of buttermilk

And you can drink it when you're through!.

Geez, Buk, I've been hanging around you too long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

They certainly not a friend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Go straight for the Morphine!Www@Enter-QA@Com

SleepWww@Enter-QA@Com

Drink lots of Nyquill

Use starch next timeWww@Enter-QA@Com

OMG!.!.!.!.!.and you believed them!?
You got any weed!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

you used too much steamWww@Enter-QA@Com

a bag of frozen peas!.!.!.next time drop them off at the dry cleanersWww@Enter-QA@Com



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