How can I prove that I am....?!
Question: How can I prove that I am!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.the greatest Flying Kick-Shart Champion of The World Ever and Forever that Ever Lived!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The proof is in the pudding!.!.!. which I dare say, will go uneaten!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Flying Kick Shart Champion !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. uuuum, well i believe you Buk!.
Hey, what the flip is a flying kick shart champion!?!?!! If it has something to do with that Chuck Norris stuff then pffft, he can eat his heart out baby cos you've got it all over him !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Just ask a wild duck can it swim, a wild cat can it fight!?!?!.
Ding ding ding ding !! The lights have just got on over here mate !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. hahaha, you're in a flying mood today mate ?
Anyhoo, i still believe ya ?
CHEERS
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Hey, what the flip is a flying kick shart champion!?!?!! If it has something to do with that Chuck Norris stuff then pffft, he can eat his heart out baby cos you've got it all over him !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Just ask a wild duck can it swim, a wild cat can it fight!?!?!.
Ding ding ding ding !! The lights have just got on over here mate !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. hahaha, you're in a flying mood today mate ?
Anyhoo, i still believe ya ?
CHEERS
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You have to conquer all 4 levels in the Ninja Warrior and then you prove once and for all that you are the master by demonstrating the Flying Kick-Shart as you ascend Mt!. MidoriyamaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I saw this done at a pow-wow once!. The Sweet Grass was burning in the sweat lodge; Big Bear got up in a trance-like state and did a flying kick shart you would not believe! Completely possessed by the evil spirits!. It took 6 warriors to hold him down while the Medicine Man did his work!. Scared the hell out of me! P!.S!.-Buk; are you going to tell them what a 'shart' is!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Find the current holder of that title and plan your strategy for his defeat!. It's gonna involve dedication, hours of gruelling practice doing flying kicks, and even MORE hours of fuelling practice eating baked beans!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd have to see the evidence, you know, seeing is believing!.
However, your reputation alone does put you in good standing!.
AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
However, your reputation alone does put you in good standing!.
AlwaysWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll issue whatever certification or documentation you want that states irrevocably that you ARE the greatest one that ever lived -- just as long as I DON'T have to watch you actually prove it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can display you Flying Kick-Shart skills at the next Kumite tournament!. No doubt you will be having your opponents shouting "mete"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sign up Chuck Norris to produce your bio-pic!. How doe he look in a green stocking cap and lacking pants, BTW!? A chain of sausages can make a killer set of nun-chuks, suitable for grilling after laying waste to Dr!. Foo's secret army!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll just take your word for it!. I'm not even sure if I want to know how one becomes a kick-shart champion!. Do you get a brown belt or just a brown stripe!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You must defeat a shark and eat a whole wheat purple crayon!.
After that the world will believe you trust me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
After that the world will believe you trust me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blah Blah Blah!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know you're good when the need a fire hose to loosen the cling on refuse after the match !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont know what that is soooo i guess i cant tell youWww@Enter-QA@Com
YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you dont have to prove it to me ive seen you in actionWww@Enter-QA@Com
Win a duel with Chuck Norris!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess I'll just have to take your word for it Buk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about a picture!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell others how to shart-off!.!.!.and make sure they bow down!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I must examine your Gi and your shorts!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you need a trophy for your mantle,I'll send it C!.O!.D!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll take your word for it Buk!Www@Enter-QA@Com
are you going to shart us forever!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pull my finger and find out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
challenge me to a duel!.!.!.that is if your man enoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
somethings!.!.!.!.I don't need to know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no proof needed!.!.!. i believe you!.!.{mmm}!.!.maybe we could play at 'it' together someday!.!.!.eh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com