Will i be laughed at .......?!


Question: Will i be laughed at !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
if i go into an Ann Summers shop to buy myself a rabbit !? Old Hilda recommended it as my Wilbur can`t raise a smile these days and i have needs ! Should i tell them its not for me !?
Oh and what size batteries do i need !?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Thought this should hit the sides Mary:

http://www!.annsummers!.com/single!.asp!?gid!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sweetie!.!.!.allow me to say that you don't want anything battery operated!. It has been shown that women who entertain themselves with battery operated amusements have more difficulty achieving what needs to be achieved by mere mortals after using them over a course of time!. The reason:
A man, no matter how willing he is to try to, cannot, without risk of injury, work with the speed and consistency of the item you purchase!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If you go in the lovely ladies in the shop will sort you out with everything you need!. They'll probably sell you 2 packs of batteries (those things run out quick)! Some buzz fresh to keep things clean & I wouldn't be suprised if @ your age they offer you some KY jelly, just to make things a little more comfortable! Oh & you'll need to decide which rabbit you want-the original, the deluxe, platinum etc, but as I say, they'll be only too happy to help!.
Enjoy your rabbit! xWww@Enter-QA@Com

Tell them it's your granddaughter's graduation present!. If you really want to seem innocent, ask a lot of questions like "what is your best selling model!?" "do you think she'll know how to use it!?" etc!. Heck, ask them about batteries and will they sell you some spare ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

of course they won't laugh at you,the staff are trained to deal with women of aherm a certain age and will no doubt talk you through the whole thing,just make sure they don't talk you into buying anything else,nipple chains are just wrong after a certain age :-)0Www@Enter-QA@Com

your questions always crack me up!!

i went into ann summers once with a girlfriend and i just was bright red the whole time i was in there and the slaggy shop girls look at you like shite if you are a lad!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You won't be laughed at, but if you do feel alittle embarressed then you can order one from their ann summers site!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mary!.!.!.dont forget to ask the assistant if they can supply you with extra large carrotts to feed your rabbit!.!.!.!.you never know but it might just get Wilbur in the mood to give you a bunny hop!.!.!.!.!.!.LMFAO!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Maybe Hilda can help satisfying your needs with some grey-on-grey action!. It will bring a whole new meaning to the Women's Institute "jam tasting sessions"!! :oOWww@Enter-QA@Com

AA batteries!. But make sure you get the premium type as the batteries run flat quick!.
And Ann Summers do not not have an age limit, they're very open minded to your needs!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just tell Wilbur your being paid for medical research!.!.!.

Stimulation in older age ;pWww@Enter-QA@Com

Rabbit!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

How bigs your tunnel Mary , you may need an industrial sized one to accomodate!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

They wont laugh, its what they sell and loads of peeps buy them things!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol Mary!.!. You'd be surprised at the ages of some of the oldies that go into my local Ann Summers!.!.
Hmmm!.!.!. Come to think of it!.!.!. You'd more than likely be shocked! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

If you are embarassed and worried you will be laughed at!.!.why dont you just order it on the Anne Summers website!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You won't be laughed atWww@Enter-QA@Com

No, and it'll tell you what batteries on the packet!. Poor old Wilbur though, eh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

don't take the extended electrical goods service plan!.!.!.might not be worth it lol!. AA should do the trick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!.!.!.!.!.!.go for it those needs need sorting or you will prematurely age more!.!.!. AA will do!.!.!. i thinkWww@Enter-QA@Com

go in and see what they say and try AA batteriesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Get one that plugs into the mains ,,Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol try your GP for Viagra first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just tell them your mum sent you ha ha ha ha :)) xxWww@Enter-QA@Com



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