Survey: What's an alternative use for Jello ?!
Question: Survey: What's an alternative use for Jello !?
Answers:
Lubricant for door hinges!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there is a variety of uses for jello, other than the obviouse consumption!. in early days, ice cold jello was put in peoples pants as a form of torture!. when japan was still called edo, it was used as a hair styling gell!. in todays society it has many more usefull functions, such as a lubracant, a disinfectant, an adhesive, an explosive, an aphrodesiac, a stimulant, a narcotic, and mypersonal favorite, a cure for AIDS!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have just read Jim C's answer and now I have to tell the story!.
A few years ago is the Assistant manager of a big hotel and one day I was talking to a couple of the Girls from the Kitchen and the conversation turn to sexual fantasies, and one of the girl said that her was to make love in a bath full of jelly!.
Anyway as time went on a little relationship developed between us so I invited her round to the apartment I was living in, (I was part of the live staff therefore I had one of the apartments of the Hotel) every I thought that I would make an impression!
So I went down to the store room and got a few kgs of jelly crystals and returned to my apartment and poured them into the bath Tube!
Do you know that it is not easy to make a bath of jelly set in 3 hours!!!
So I thought about making it cold, so I went down to the cellar and got a CO2 tank, which I rested in the bath with the nozzle out of the jelly and open it, as when you release the CO2 the tank gets cold!.
Any way then I popped out to meet my Friend, leaving the bath room door open as to allow the CO2 to escape, unfortunatly the tank slipped in the jelly and the whole bath started to bubble and rattle, this noise attracted the attention of the girl next door, another member of the live in staff who came in to my apartment (via the window, we of used that way instead of the hall way), she entered the bathroom and saw and saw this red substance bubbling away in the bath tub! (Thinking back maybe black current wasn't the best choice, but we had tonnes of the stuff!)
Anyway this worried her a little, and she went off and told the Manager, when I came back with the the girl from the kitchen, I meet the the son to my boss who told me that his dad wish to see me, 'something about bath'!.
I was think 'oh sh2t, I am in for it now, any way to cut a long story short I had to explain what was going on, Now in my younger days I could spin a yarn or two, but faced with the evidence against me, I could think of any thing other than the true to excuses such a thing!
I can still see the tears in his eyes as tried to remain on his chair as his sides split with laughter!!
;-))
Oh in the end the jelly never set!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A few years ago is the Assistant manager of a big hotel and one day I was talking to a couple of the Girls from the Kitchen and the conversation turn to sexual fantasies, and one of the girl said that her was to make love in a bath full of jelly!.
Anyway as time went on a little relationship developed between us so I invited her round to the apartment I was living in, (I was part of the live staff therefore I had one of the apartments of the Hotel) every I thought that I would make an impression!
So I went down to the store room and got a few kgs of jelly crystals and returned to my apartment and poured them into the bath Tube!
Do you know that it is not easy to make a bath of jelly set in 3 hours!!!
So I thought about making it cold, so I went down to the cellar and got a CO2 tank, which I rested in the bath with the nozzle out of the jelly and open it, as when you release the CO2 the tank gets cold!.
Any way then I popped out to meet my Friend, leaving the bath room door open as to allow the CO2 to escape, unfortunatly the tank slipped in the jelly and the whole bath started to bubble and rattle, this noise attracted the attention of the girl next door, another member of the live in staff who came in to my apartment (via the window, we of used that way instead of the hall way), she entered the bathroom and saw and saw this red substance bubbling away in the bath tub! (Thinking back maybe black current wasn't the best choice, but we had tonnes of the stuff!)
Anyway this worried her a little, and she went off and told the Manager, when I came back with the the girl from the kitchen, I meet the the son to my boss who told me that his dad wish to see me, 'something about bath'!.
I was think 'oh sh2t, I am in for it now, any way to cut a long story short I had to explain what was going on, Now in my younger days I could spin a yarn or two, but faced with the evidence against me, I could think of any thing other than the true to excuses such a thing!
I can still see the tears in his eyes as tried to remain on his chair as his sides split with laughter!!
;-))
Oh in the end the jelly never set!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i know a hundred kinky ways to use itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jello in the USA!.
Jam in the UK
Doughnuts, bread, cakes, biscuits, toast!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jam in the UK
Doughnuts, bread, cakes, biscuits, toast!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a little known fact about Jello is that it makes a great subsitute for dilithium crystals when your warp core gives out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
making jello shots
yummy
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a jello wrestling match---fill a kiddie pool with jello & go to town!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yummy
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a jello wrestling match---fill a kiddie pool with jello & go to town!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Filling water balloons with Jello & throwing them at unsuspecting people!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jello wrestling!Www@Enter-QA@Com
To make love in, plus when you finish, you can have a snack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
jello wrestlingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jell-O balloon fights!. Disgustingly messy, but hilariously funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jello shots ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
homemade explosivesWww@Enter-QA@Com
wrestlingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Jell-o-funWww@Enter-QA@Com
Works good in a food fight = )Www@Enter-QA@Com
To fill up a bathtub! Or swimming pool!Www@Enter-QA@Com
drink gelatin in liquid form !.!.!.!.helps hair grow and get thickWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard of people using it to style hair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com