Is this person mad ?!
Question: Is this person mad !?
i went to my local Victoria Wine for some plonk , i am going to drown my sorrows later , anyway the young chap would not serve me , he says i don`t look 21 !? I am 87 ! He said if i go back along with both parents i shall be able to buy the booze !.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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You really are an old fibber Mary!. I seen you the other day and you looked as if you were on the other side of 90!.
I know Jeffrey in the VW, he had broke his glasses and was waiting for an appointment to get his new bi focals!.
And another thing!.!.!.since when do you shop at VW because your never out of that Haddows :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
I know Jeffrey in the VW, he had broke his glasses and was waiting for an appointment to get his new bi focals!.
And another thing!.!.!.since when do you shop at VW because your never out of that Haddows :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I know him!. He has a mad eye and smells like a fishermans knee pit!? Thats the one!.
Don't worry dearest, he is completley bonkers!. I had to guess what colour he was thinking of before he would serve me!. He's not bad though!.
He catches the chavs out by asking them who the Prime minister is!.
Englands streets are better thanks to him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't worry dearest, he is completley bonkers!. I had to guess what colour he was thinking of before he would serve me!. He's not bad though!.
He catches the chavs out by asking them who the Prime minister is!.
Englands streets are better thanks to him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Perhaps he thought you were in disguise & that really you were one of the hoodies who broke in the other night & made off with all the fags & white lightning!. You cant be too careful these days mare my luv, its not like the days gone by where you could leave your doors unlocked all night long & leave the milkmans money out on the doorstep!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now why didn't you just hand him your glasses!? You'd have your plonk and be drinkin' it by now!. BTW plonk an interesting term what flavors does it come in!? <g>Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him you'll bite his ar5e with yer teeth in yer hand to prove it ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes he is mad
get the men in white coatsWww@Enter-QA@Com
get the men in white coatsWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.here's a spade!. Give him the shock of his life ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dig `em up and take `em down to Vicky Wines!.!.!.Alternatively !.!.!. you could flash them a look at your Grey old beaver !.!.!. that should confirm you`re over 21 !.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well he is right, you dont look 21 lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mary!.!.!.go back and give him a flash of your personnal knitted knickers!!!!.!.!.wear your bloomers as a bonnet!.!.!.he wont make that mistake again!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.he's right you know!.!.!.!.!.!.better of with Buckie from the local newsagents!.!.!.!.LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
id say they are slightly insane, maybeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Bet you Wish you could!? lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com