What is your finest put-down?!


Question: What is your finest put-down!?
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Answers:
Crack a smile and make your @rse jealous :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

Over the years I have heard loads but here are a few for your delight
If brains where dynamite you would not have enough to blow your nose!.
You have a face like a robbers dog!.
You have a face like Buffalo Bills buckshot bag!.
You are so ugly you would make an onion cry!.
Last time I saw a head like your it was being ridden as a derby winner!.
Did your parents have any children that lived!.
Your mother is so fat she has been chased by Greenpeace!.
There are many more but this will do you for now we have all been slagged off I am sure being an ex army lad it happened everyday so it was as common as breathing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

well this one isnt mine but was in a pub few months back and this blokes i assume ex wife came into the pub gobbing off that he had a small nob and all that he cool as you like turned to her and said filled yuour mouth tho didnt itWww@Enter-QA@Com

when i ask for your observations thens the time to give them!.
I was unaware that i need to ask your opion first!.
its nice to no u are that interlectual!.
i would like to introduce Dr noitall we always seek his/her advice first
POPAWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's difficult to choose one for two reasons!. 1!. There are WAY too many to remember!. 2!. Each one is unique and I almost always come up with something better!.

BrandonWww@Enter-QA@Com

If you were any more big headed not only would you think the world revolves around you, it actually would!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your momma so fat she lit a fart one time that took the entire New York City Fire Department 2 weeks to put out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE DIVED IN THE OCEAN, THE WHALES SING, "WE ARE FAMILY!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Don't judge me by your standards!. Can take people a minute to get that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Snivelling Little Sneak

or

Rat-HybridWww@Enter-QA@Com

Is that a natural talent or did you have to take a special class for that!?

Your parents must be so proud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not sure about that but all I know and can say right now is that you are very sweet and I really love you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Do Everyone A Favor And Kill Yourself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your so ugly micheal jackson came up to you and said 'and i thought i had it bad!' lol classicWww@Enter-QA@Com

That is pure effluence!


My father used to always say "He doesn't know sh1t from low grade apple butter!" I thought that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Eat a D%ckWww@Enter-QA@Com

If I were you!.!.!.I would kill myself!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"I've been called worse by better!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

you cootie queen
lint licker
pile of poop
doo doo head
baby eaterWww@Enter-QA@Com

why do you always smell of fish when its hot!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

"At least I'm not ugly!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'D RATHER LICK P1SS OFF NETTLES!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

To guys with giant trucks: Yeah, if my _____ was any smaller I'd get one of those too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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