What distinguishes a cow's peaceful moo from their "ready to attack&quo!


Question: What distinguishes a cow's peaceful moo from their "ready to attack" moo!?
There is a cow a few houses up the street, and I just know it has it in for me!. Many times I have passed that house, and there it is in the yard, sizing me up like its next meal!. It flips its tail around in a threatening fashion and moos in a fierce tone!.

What I really would like to know is how does one distinguish a cow's regular moo from its warning moo!? I have always lived in large cities, and this cow at our neighbour's is quite an unusual thing; I have never been around cows before!. If I knew a little more about the warning signs of threatening bovine behaviour, it would really be helpful!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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You can't always tell by their moos, Jack!. When I was a little girl, I had spent the night with my grandparents who had a farm!. I went out with grandma to milk her Jersey cow and the thing chased me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and with no warning! Not one little moo! I was holding onto grandma's skirt, yelling like a crazy person, and me and that cow just kept running circles around poor old grandma!. LOL She finally got me to stop and be still, and the cow stopped too!.
Needless to say, I went back in the house while grandma did the milking by herself!. And I still don't trust cows, no matter how sweet they look!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Unfortunately Jack I can't help you there, if you wanted to know the sound of a cows moo when reaching orgasmic climax then i could be of assistance but i never angered one to make one go into attack moo errr i mean mode!. All the cows love me and only go moo mooo moooyee!!! moo! moo! moo! Moo! oh my moo oh my moo that's it moo me! moo me hard! milk it baybee! yea let me hear that moo! oh yea who's my dairy queen! Who's my dairy queen! Oh yea! mooo!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

there is no difference, that's how they get you, their moo's are ninja like poker faced placid waters, you cannot read them!. the only way you can tell if they are about to attack is the look in the eyes and the shiver of the flanks!. if you see that, its already to lateWww@Enter-QA@Com

If the cow runns up to you and kisses you, it was a peacefull moo!. If the cow runs up to you, and bites you it was a ready to attack moo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

How you distinguish it!? whether or not it is running at you with it's head down, or standing there peacefully chewing it's cud!. Other than that, not much else you can!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

A cow does not attack!. They are docile creatures!.

A bull might, but I seriously wouldn't worry about it, unless you did something to harm it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cows usually don't attack people, so I wouldn't worry!.

Love the uniqueness of this question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

No one who's heard the "ready to attack" moo has ever lived to describe it to someone else!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

when we wink and say moo that means its peaceful but when the milk is coming out of our noses and our udders then it just means we are ready to attack

moooooooWww@Enter-QA@Com

u have to pay attention to the oooo's

a moo is ok

a moooooo is something u gotta be careful ofWww@Enter-QA@Com

Depends on the Bovinian Dialect!.

A Jersey cow will only attack if you leave her with the bill!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

cows are not normally vicious!. if she has a calf then she may think you are a danger to the baby!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

their ready to attack moo sounds like mow mow moww!. Thats how you now when they are waiting to have a go at your behind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

!.!.!.On that Bugs Bunny movie, he (the bull) sharpens his horns with those pool cue chalk things!.!.!. If he does that, RUN!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hyphensWww@Enter-QA@Com

Cows don't eat meat nor are they ferocious!.

Which maks for mooot point!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It depends what kind of moo they are in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Maybe it is a I think you are cute moo !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Are you really afraid of a cow!? Haha thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

mega, that was a good one!.
and pink fluff is right!.

cows WONT EAT you!! nor are they attackers of any kind, unless its a bull and ready to mate or feels danger is approaching!. so unless you're waving some red flag like one of those pathetically ignorant bull fighting jerks, i wouldnt worry about it!.
Next time you walk by, walk by with a hand full of grass, hay, an apple or even carrot perhaps!. Cows are quite interesting animals, and look much better in a field than on a plate!. So dont worry,!.!.!.he wont bother you, they are not threatening in any way!.
as far as his "moo", he's more than likely afraid of YOU!. or is simply saying hello!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

WHEN YOUR MOM IS ON HER PERIODWww@Enter-QA@Com



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