If you're looking for the perfect?!


Question: If you're looking for the perfect!?
tomatoes for sauce, and some gangly old man tries to take the one you have your eye on, is it wrong to slap his hand and say no!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Gangly!? You know that left a mark! Gangly! Of all the nerve! Tomato Hog!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hmmmm let's see maybe the tomato only looks perfect but you haven't picked it up to see the bottom nor squeeze it lightly to see if it's firm or mushy (you simply can't tell by just looking)!. You know how it is with those store displays they always hide the bad side!. So no let the old geezer have it because the best tomatoes are always the least obvious ones!.

I think you should give him your beautiful smile and flirt with him, make his day why don't you!? <snickering here as he'll most likely keel over and you'll get the tomato anyway>

Now I'm going to check out all the links of people who don't care about tomatoes but want an answer to their questions!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If youre just going to cook them into sauce whats the difference!? Cooked tomatoes are just cooked tomatoes but I think it was OK to slap him anyway just for reaching around you and being impatient while you were thinking!. Thats the trouble these days everybodys in a hurry and not enough people are getting punched out anymore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Eh, I wouldn't do it!. There might be witnesses!. Better to verbally (and quietly) threaten him!. Say: "Hey Old Man River, take that tomato and I'll hit ya so hard you'll be an iron lung for the next 6 months of your already fading life!."

If he's "gangly" then he's probably pretty old, and therefore likely senile!. That's your defense if he tries to press charges against you for threatening his life!. Tell the authorities that he was arguing with the celery and you'll be home free!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes you are oh so rude!.
he got there before you!.
its your fault, why harm him!?
yeah maybe he wants to make the perfect sauce!
and maybe you could work together and share it in the end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If you only had your Eye on it and he hand his hand on it, then it was his!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What kind of Q is this!? U sound like a tomato sauce maniac!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Who cares!? I would just look for something even better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Of course it is-you gotta respect your elders!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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