Poll....What your name say about you?!


Question: Poll!.!.!.!.What your name say about you!?
The Men's Names – (scroll down for the women’s names)

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff!.
Able - totally useless!.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene!.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons!.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women!.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat!.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule!. Bad diet!.
Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt!. Poor standards of hygiene!. Homicidal tendencies!.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain!. Looks in the mirror too much!.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee!.
Arnold - loser!.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate!.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed!.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody!.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung!.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot!.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games!.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him !.!.!.he's wrong!.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands!.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath!.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds!.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls!. Not very academic!.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time!.
Brett - worldwide **** and really insensitive, women love him!.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy!.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell!.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name!.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce!.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week!.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive!.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini!.
Cameron - Australian!. Big muscles!.
Carl - horny!. bastard, who can't sing!.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive!.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name!.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together!.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too!.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive!.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'!.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial!.
Clive - trainspotter !.!.!. dull as ditchwater!.
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid!.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings!.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines!.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does!.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual!. Fancies himself!. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance!.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way!.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way!.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics!.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them!.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid!.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice!.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men!.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and
overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands!.
David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence!.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i!.e!. a wanker!.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick!.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes!. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ******!.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection!.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex!.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody!.
Don - ********, nobody likes him!.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts!.
Drew - bad-**** loser who never shuts up!.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago!.
Dylan - thinks he's funny, falls asleep during sex!.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name!.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an ********!.
Elis - would rather make model airoplanes than have sex!.
Elliott - full of himself!.
Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse!.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient!.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt!.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows!.
Fraser - sucks pigs ***** & swallows the lot!.
Frederick/Fred/Freddie - wants to rule the world!. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games!. Never wins!.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight!. Can't play rugby!.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share!.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands!.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men!.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace!.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves!.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat!.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers!.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth!. good teacher!. crap in bed!.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy!.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex!.
Graham/Graeme - will screw anything!.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'!.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything!.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself!.
Harry - Good at sport!. Women love him!. Blokes hate him!.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs!.
Haydn - tries hard, succeds rarely!.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life!. in his fifties!. Overweight!.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull !.!.!. likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher!.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography!.
Howell - sings too much!.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing!.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies!.
Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit!.
Jake - shy and sweet but a **** when drunk!.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth!.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts!.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying!. Loves himself totally
and has lots of mirrors!.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition!.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well!. which is a problem because
he has bad breath!.
Jeff - really ugly!.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy!.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is!.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on!.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright!.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much!.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it!.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head!. Bisexual
Joel - ****!.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals!.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin!.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual!.
Jonathon - think he's good - he's ****!. Looks in the mirrror too much!.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed!. Hung like a wildebeest!.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites!.
Josh - full of himself, fun!. And has huge lips which resembles a ladies vagina!.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose!.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football!.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight!.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up!.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes!.
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes!.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse!.
Kenneth - very, very!.!.!.anything you want him to be!.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough!.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay!.
Kurt - can kick anyone's ****!.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips!.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big ****!.
Laurey - short and funny looking!.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total **** bandit!.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty!.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser!. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed ********!.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold!.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men!.
Luke - seems to be sweet!.
Madison - so far up his own **** there's no room for his boyfriend!.
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers!. And is gay!!!
Mark - Good looking and very clever!. Every woman would if she could!.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!
Martin - Stud!. Loves himself!. would make a good lawyer!.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ****!.
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing!.
Menno - built like a horse!. Only does it doggy!.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl!. Doesn't like
to work too hard!. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse!.
Mintesh - boy racer, the ******** who drives with the stereo too loud and
the windows down even though it's cold!
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol!.
Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it!.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb!.
Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though!.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but
only on his own!.
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes!.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial!.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents!.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs!.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk!.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays!.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative!.
Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to **** poodles!.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob!.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'!.
Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates!.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell!.
Rob - constantly watches porn!.
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher!.
Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk !.!.!. Permanently drunk!
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister!.
Roy - total loser and computer genius!.
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud!.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an ********!. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular!.
Sam - wannabe sex machine!.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector!.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick!.
Scott - has serious disabilities!. likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends!.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor!.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs!.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of ****!.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him!.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries!. Talks bollocks!.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys!.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on!.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay !.!.!.!.
Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper!.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is!.
Toby - best blow ever!.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant!.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked!.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around!. tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found!.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy!.
Troy - cute and popular!.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him!.
Ty - small and kind of shrivelled!.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying!.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest!.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste!.
Wasim - Good at sport!. Likes bondage!. Intelligent!.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy!. Picks his nose alot!.
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice!.
Will - wishes he were popular!.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool!.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted!.
Zahid - devious and sly!. Not to be trusted!.*

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The Women's Names

Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity!.
Ada - blue haired, smells of wee!.
Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her !.!. quiet and shy!.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog!. likes tic tacs!.
Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets!.
Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe!.
Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend!.
Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herslf go by in shop windows!.
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off!.
Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'!.
Amanda - I!.Q!. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot!.
Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible!.
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted!. Likes any man not wearing trousers
Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small!.
Andrea - Small breasts, small ****, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool!.
Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy!.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen!. Usually found hanging around toilets!.
Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for!.
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers!.
Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!!.
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive!.
Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly
formed breasts
Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys!.
Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about sex!.
Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream, but sadly swings the other way!.
Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid!.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance!. Wears alot of make up
Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed!.
Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall!.
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points!.
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic!.
Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy!.
Bettina - Dominatrix!.
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties time warp!.
Bianca - Ginger!. Big mouth!.
Birgit - big scary woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate!.
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars!.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society!.
Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses!.
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'!.
Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying!.
Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak!.
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow!.
Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips!.
Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up!.
Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom!.
Caroline - Lard ****, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam!.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing!.
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA!.
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem!.
Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music!.
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass!.
Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl!.
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm!.
Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced!.
Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear!.
Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies!.
Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons!.
Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates!.
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling!.
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck!.
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips!.
Debra/Debby - Porn star!.
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands!.
Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies!.
DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea!.
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up!.
Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it!.
Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese!.
Diane - Enjoys company of animals!. Deep as a puddle!.
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage!.
Dorthe - smells of herrings, obsessed with over-sized sex toys!.
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths!. average breasts!.!. likes sharp edges!.
Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty!.
Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens!.
Ella - Fiery temper, but when she's not shouting she's as cute as a kitten!.
Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth!.
Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies!.
Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men!.
Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair!.
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies!.
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!
Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic!.
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass!.
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed!.
Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud!.
Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success!.
Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up!.
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim!.
Felicity - One of the boys !.!. except that she has the most enormous nipples!.
Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head!.
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave!.
Fiyza - Very sexy, she knows it and she flaunts it
Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!
Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it's quiet you can hear her buzzing!.
Gabriel - An **** to die for but pads her bra with tissues!.
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness!.
Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day!.
Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can't pull the girls!.
Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying!.
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing!.
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies!.
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking!.
Georgia - Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex!.
Georgina - Wants to be a man!.
Grace - petite and pretty, ***** like a rabbit!.
Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself!.
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath!.
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs!.
Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub!.
Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men!.
Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer!.
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic!.
Helena - Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber!.
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis!.
Hilary - Frigid!.
Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister!.
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed!.
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles!.
Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money!.
Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child!.
Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn't everybody!?!?
Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes!.
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck!.
Janette - She's hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser!.
Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands!.
Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny!.
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats!.
Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let's them buy her stuff!.
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up!.
Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words!.
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often!.
Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it!.
Joanne/a - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can't cook!.
Jo - Bisexual and proud of it!.
Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun !.!.!. sometimes too much so!
Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased!.
Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast!.
Joyce - Never stops talking !.!.!. for God's sake shut up woman!
Judith - Big eyes, big ****, big problem with ballance!.
Judy - Huge ****, married to a retard!.
Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
Juliet - Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy ****!.
Justine - Massive ****, likes hanging around men's toilets!.
Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught!.
Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking!.
Karen - Huge ****, shags like a rabbit!.
Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it!.
Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words!.
Katy - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors!.
Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together!.
Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of Essex, great in bed (practice makes perfect)
Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin!.
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing!.
Kelley - not very bright, can't spell Kelly!.
Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her!.
Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there!.
Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week!.
Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed!.
Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig!.
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance!.
Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night!.
Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots!.
Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned!.
Kylie - Can't sing but who cares !.!.!. lovely ****!.
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy!.
Lara - Action packed, never seen naked!.
Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive!. Dominatrix
Lauren – Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night!.
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up!.
Leanne - eats a lot of raw meat, most guys are scared of her!.
Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking!.
Leonie - Tall girl who likes short boys, it's a power thing!.
Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men!.
Leyla - Hot and horny, the girl that always will!.
Lily - Makes a good friend, doesn't take crap from anyone!.
Linda - Teenage bride can swallow oranges whole!.
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework!.
Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn!.
Liz - Long legged and brainy!.
Lizbeth - Sensible and serious, can talk without moving her lips!.
Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies
Lorrie - Named after the vehicle she weighs the same as!.
Louise/a - Likes to get around, fantastic breasts!.
Luci - cute and loveable
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad!.
Lynn - Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman!.
Lynnette - Has the attention span of a budgerigar, likes pretty things!.
Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors!.
Madusa - Really likes men, preferrably grilled with a side salad!.
Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid!.
Mairi - Quiet and shy but incredibly clever, secretly planning to take over the world!.
Mandy - Cute and cuddly, thick as a short plank!.
Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous!.
Maria - Bangs like a barn door!.
Marie - Life sapping dominatrix!. Likes men to do DIY!.
Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear!.
Marion - stuffs her bra with tissue, a bit cross-eyed!.
Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome!.
Martina - Ugly lesbian!.
Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice ****!.
Mary - Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers!.
Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz!.
Mavis - seems nice until you notice the black cat, broomstick and pointed hat!.
Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S!.
Meghan - Cold, hard-hearted *****, enjoys upsetting little children!.
Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely!.
Melinda - Trailer trash !.!.!. pretty, plump, and infected!.
Melissa - Eats dogs, has been in prison 6 times for burglary!.
Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise!.
Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them!.
Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag!.
Marsha - Big butt, small brain!.
Molly - Pretty and naive, would like to be slimmer, wears clothes with too many flowers!.
Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have!.
Nadine - Stunt Lady, can drink any bloke under the table! Don't mess with her!.
Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver!.
Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners!.
Narelle - Likes dressing up as a French maid but not French!.
Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune!.
Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing!.
Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent!.
Niamh - Quiet and cute, secretly wears mens under-wear!.
Nicci - Pretty, blonde, nicely dressed and vacant!.
Nichola - quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed!.
Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial!.
Nicole - small sweet and with nice hair, should wear underwear more often!.
Niki - wannabe mysterious spy but not bright enough!.
Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years!.
Nissa - speach impediment causes her to hiss, fond of reptiles!.
Olga - You can park a bike in her **** crack, excessive facial hair!.
Olive - usually accompanied by a couple of people in white coats!.
Olivia - Gorgeous and knows it, has to sew herself into her trousers!.!.
Olwyn - stupid name, welsh, just unlucky I guess!.
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic!.
Patricia - Obsessive about appearances, yet denies that she's shallow!.
Pat - short and common, one of the lads and a bit of a laff!.
Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon!.
Peggy - Wears outdated clothes and will only do missionary position!.
Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes her men to be stiff!.
Peta - Rough and tough, seriously into bondage!.
Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar!.
Phyliss - Thinks sex is dirty, always washing her hands!.
Polly - nice girl with really bad dress-sense, fashion disaster, it's a shame!.
Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly!.
Preya - can't cook or clean but good in bed!.
Prudence - sensible girl, wears flat shoes, but will shag anything in trousers!.
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks!.
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact!.
Rebekah - Not very bright, pretty, but sometimes forgets to bathe!.
Renee - Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind!.
Romany - Wild and beautiful, swings both ways!.
Rosalind - Upper-class lady but works as a secret agent when the government needs her!.
Rose - Can be prickly, gives good head!.
Rosemary - Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face!.
Roz - Only enjoys sex when she's tied up and spanked first!.
Rula - She measures up well!.
Ruth - Has stretch marks around her mouth!.
Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up!.
Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs!.
Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children!.
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged!.
Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate!.
Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff!.
Sarah-Jane - 'posh' girl, will screw anything in a BMW!.
Sasha – Looks dreadful the morning after!. Smokes cigars
Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills!.
Shannon - Beautiful, curvaceous, should be a model!.
Sharon - The original ***** queen, uses everyone she meets!.
Shauna - Lives in a trailer, has 16 kids each with a different surname!.
Shelly - very cute, but a bit of a soft-hearted slapper!.
Sheree - Cute, but very loud! desperately needs a volume control!.
Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas!.
Shona - Librarian by day, exotic dancer by night!.
Sinead - Wears big knickers and a vest, but is secretly very sexual!.
Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce!.
Silka - Appears shy, but secretly Miss Whiplash the dominatrix!.
Silke - Only ever has sex outdoors near her favourite tree!.
Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff!.
Sonya – intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff!.
Sophia - Beautiful girl with long legs, a shame her **** is the size of a small country!.
Sophie - Brothel manager because she's too ugly to be a working girl!.
Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's!.
Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect!.
Stella - reassuringly expensive, she's worth every penny!
Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues!.
Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave!. Very fertile!.
Summer - wears flowers in her hair, a pretty dress, and no knickers!.
Sylvia - loves the outdoors!. Mad!.
Tammy - Kind-hearted and generous, particularly in the bedroom!.
Tanya/Tania - Hot minx, too short!.
Tara - Upper class slapper, enjoys ranom chemicals!.
Teresa - surprisingly small given the amount of alcohol she drinks!.
Tina - Face like a smacked ****, should eat less!.
Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski!.
Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol!. Mostly seen without underwear!. Loves kittens!.
Tracey - Lesbian!.
Ursula - Likes puppies,usually in a hot curry!.
Val - usually drunk, doesn't know where her knickers are!.
Valerie - quaint and old-fashioned, someones aunt!.
Vanessa - Beautiful, power-crazy *****!.
Veronica - closet lesbian who sleeps around to prove she isn't!
Vicki - Likes Yoga!. And Women!.
Vikki - Drinks anything so long as it's got vodka in it!.
Wendy - Possibly a man!.
Zakia - Wants to be a spy when she grows up, but needs to wash more often!.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick!. Prepared to use sex as a weapon!.




i forgot CONAN smart super cool,,irresistible

Daryle- ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff!.


cade------ gay, but very unhappy!.
epdug-------good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse!.
mikoy-----Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman!.
genie-----Likes Max power magazine, can't drive!. Dominatrix


Nova--Beautiful, power-crazy


Colleen intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff!.

Anjan Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face


Maren-Likes dancing, mainly the waltz!.
Dalton -only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes!.
Cory female -quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed
male Kelly !.the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ***
Inga-Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often!.
Let's just say it's halfway right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well Eddy would be close to Edgar and im sometimes call that, lol My sisters name is Aurora though and she would like that description ,lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok, my real name is hendrick!? but henry is close enough,!., i think that is so true,!., i love science


e=mc2Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mine says!.!.!. stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible!. Thats some funny stuff there!.!.!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

BullshiteWww@Enter-QA@Com

my name isn't on the list, my middle name is though

Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a womanWww@Enter-QA@Com

Awww,mines not up there!.!.!.

What do you have for Morgen!?!?!?


Marie - Life sapping dominatrix!. Likes men to do DIY!.
My middle name lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well, mines 2/3 right!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My name is not on the list!. My name is John Paul!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts!.

That's messed up, I so can handle my beer!. =|

The other 2 are right!. lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues!.

Those shoes are gayyyWww@Enter-QA@Com

ok thats coolWww@Enter-QA@Com

completely false about me lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

my name is not on the list!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I shall reserve comment until edited!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.


So much better!.!.!.

You dream of me !.!.!.!. awwww, I'm flattered!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com



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