Who can answer this??!?!


Question: Who can answer this!?!?!!?
whoever makes the funniest paragraph out of these words gets 10 points!.

Screw Driver
Xbox
Lotion
Shoe
Tissue
Speaker
Bottle cap
Fruit
Condom
lubricant
Pen
Vodka
Wenie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Fit the condom around the pen and lubricate it with vodka!. It is a fruit flavour wenie!. Don't put it on speaker or i will pop a bottle cap on your delicate tissue and it will run down your shoe like lotion and your xbox will be splashed you old screw driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

so the screw driver was sitting there looking at the xbox he suddenly ran up to it and ate it!. gobble gobble!. He washed it down with some vodka!. OMG said the shoe that was murder hey "things" lets all gang up on him!.so the speaker,lotion!.wenie,fruit,tissue,bottle cap,and lubricant started humping the screw driver!.
THE ENDWww@Enter-QA@Com

i got my screwdriver to fix my xbox!. but unfortunately i had my 'lotion' smothered on my shoe and i had to wipe it off with a tissue!. suddenly my phone rang and it went on speaker-phone and the person on the phone mistook my grunting for a bottle cap being popped!. suddenly the lotion made the floor slippy and i slipped into my fruit basket , which just happened to be behind me, and a fruit 'entered' me!. to solve this i got a condom smothered in lubricant shaped in a pen and poked it out!. i got a bottle of vodka handy in case anyone try to see my wenie through the window,Www@Enter-QA@Com

you cant make a paragraph outta thisWww@Enter-QA@Com



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