I have not watched TV or been on the internets all week. Did I miss anything?!
Question: I have not watched TV or been on the internets all week!. Did I miss anything!?
Did we solve the problem in the middle east!? Did we cure cancer!? Did Gore cure global warming!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Rosie O'Donnell got into fisticuffs with Donald Trump and ripped his hair piece off (and later donated it to the Make-A-Wish Foundation), Star Jones tried to run Barbara Walters off the road on the t!.v!. set of The View, they conformed that Kareem Abdul Jabar has HIV, more innocent animals and people were killed in China * sad *, Barack Obama kicked Hillary's butt cheeks, Captain Crunch cereal was named the most sugary-est cereal ever (Luck Charms was #2), Andrew Lloyd Weber came out of the closet (again), and Saddam Hussein was seen hiding behind a rack of clothing in Filene's Basement!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Petey my pet pygmy goat turned out to be a (she), had twins!. And i got suspended!. I had a drunk magic weekend,woke up in a dumpster,so i slept with trash,and now i have no pants, due to my drunk magic weekend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, we're working on it, LMAO, that would have to be real before Algore could fix it! Actually you've just come back in time to see the raging debate on who is the worst singer, Ashlee Simpson or Uncle Cracker! We missed you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kevin's sex tape would have been much better if he wasn't the only person in every scene!. Don't get me wrong, I was amazed at his ability to act out both parts, but it was just missing something!. Oh yeah, boobies!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no ,no and no, but it looks like they may have finally gotten that sorry looking flearidden cat ot of their adWww@Enter-QA@Com
i became a virgin again and i'm breastfeeding simon the love child of nasty and valkyrieWww@Enter-QA@Com
Little Birdy came back!. That was pretty much the best thing that happened all week and month as far as I'm concerned!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well you missed out on a lot of porn!. Other then that I don't know what else is on the internetWww@Enter-QA@Com
Welcome back girl!.!.!.Did you have a good time!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah and Aliens invaded the White House and are now our overlordsWww@Enter-QA@Com
I had Nastys love child!. We named him Simon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you missed my sex tape being release, it was a hit around the world!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I bought Kevin's sex tape and watched it with my loved ones!. I give it "2 humps up!.!.!. and down"Www@Enter-QA@Com