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Question: The Scarecrow's lament is "if I only had a brain!." What is your "if I only had" lament!?
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an unlimited airline pass!.!.!.with no expiration date!.!.!.oh, and 2 adult size big wheels!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mine would be the lion's "If I only had the courage" to do those things that I would've, could've, should've, to be more of a risk taker instead of the sensible practical one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I only had some of those Munchkins and that super neat-o "horse of a different color"!. Just think about it!.!.!. They could do all my stuff around the house, while I rode around like a super groovy technicolor Lady Godiva!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A sphincter, I get so embarrassed sometimes!
"Oh me pooh I wouldn't be shootin' and the bathroom always using!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

"If I only had a quiet moment"!. 4 kids (8,7,4,2) well, you can imagine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"If I only had a job"
"If I only had the nerve"
"If I only had mad karate skillz"Www@Enter-QA@Com

If only Wonder had:
- a can of spray cheese
- 4 Twizzlers
- a tub of Crisco
and
- some smoked sausages
* sigh *Www@Enter-QA@Com

Wealth and understanding!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

10 million dollars!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A question on here that has not been asked a zillion times before!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"the noive" (nerve)Www@Enter-QA@Com

if i only had!.!.!.!.!.!.!.used birth control!?!.!.!.!.no seriously!.!.!.if i only had!.!.!.!.a never ending supply of cash!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

if i only had a soda dispenser like they have at restaurants!.!.!. i always wanted one of those!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I only had a manwhore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

about the same, actually!.


lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

life! I feel like I'm working all the timeWww@Enter-QA@Com

a personal chef!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I only had my degree already!Www@Enter-QA@Com

a hornie husband!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"If I'd only worn some pants!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Clue! I think I could use my brain to figure it out -- where can I get a clue!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I only had a penis, then I wouldn't need a man!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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