Ladies. If you woke up one morning & you find Kermit The Frog sleeping next to y!
Question: Ladies!. If you woke up one morning & you find Kermit The Frog sleeping next to you in your bed what would you!?
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Explain to him that he can't tell anyone!. I have a reputation to protect and having relations with little green frogs isn't exactly helping it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would ask him for a mirror and then if i look like ms piggy then i would go back to sleep and then the next morning i would just start drinking slim fast for like 3 to 4 months!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
RUBBIT RUBBITWww@Enter-QA@Com
i would probably scream!!!! that would be a little freaky!. but then as i wake up i would ask him to have breakfast with me ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awwwwwwww!.
That would depend upon who was running this 'Kermit' puppet behind the scenes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That would depend upon who was running this 'Kermit' puppet behind the scenes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Id be excited, because that means the guy controlling hm would be way under the covers, if you know what I mean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not a happy camper in the morning but as long as he doesn't bother me, we are cool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ummm!.!.!.!.
question one: why do you think that its so hard to be green!?
question two: how am i supposed to breath with no air (no air, no air)
question three: ummm!.!.!. whoa!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
question one: why do you think that its so hard to be green!?
question two: how am i supposed to breath with no air (no air, no air)
question three: ummm!.!.!. whoa!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say, "Hi ho!"
or if I am feeling grumpy, put on a Miss Piggy mask and give him a karate chop!. "HiiiiiiYA!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
or if I am feeling grumpy, put on a Miss Piggy mask and give him a karate chop!. "HiiiiiiYA!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would wonder how much I had been drinking the night before lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd roll over and whisper in his ear (wait!. does he have ears!?) and say, 'Next time, why don't u invite Miss Piggy!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would say, "Where's Piggy!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go back to bed, I'm still asleepWww@Enter-QA@Com
scream and kick him off the bed cos he has no business being there!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would ask him to please not tell Miss PiggyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Umm kindly ask him to leave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'd turn over & go back 2 sleep,i've had worse than kermit in my bed believe!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Check for warts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell him "it ain't easy being green" - then drop kick him out the windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.Um!.!.!.Pick him up and throw him out the window!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pinch myself to make sure i wasn't dreaming and then go see a psychiatrist!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
scream and then laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
scream and kick himWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'd be like 'HOLY CRAP! WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!!?!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would call up miss!.piggy and tell her that her man is a dawg!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd have sex with him!.!.!. again!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i would scream!.!.!.WALRUS!!! WOW!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com