When the chimpanzee on the horse dashes through your yard, firing a gun randomly!
Question: When the chimpanzee on the horse dashes through your yard, firing a gun randomly at your house, do you!.!.!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.set the alarm specifically for 4:14am so you can shake your fist at him from the comfort of your bed!? Or just send him a nasty email and charge him for the repair work to your vinyl siding!?
This is important!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is important!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I tied a piano wire 7 feet above the ground!. Second night was the last time!. Why do people get upset because I have a chimp head mounted on my wall, next to a horse's head!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
No worries!. My crazy, drunken garden gnomes will protect my house till the end!. They have their own top secret stash of artillery, so no gun-carrying, horse-riding chimp is any match for my highly skilled, weapons-toting gnomes!. In fact, one of my gnomes was in the Navy SEALS for four years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wouldn't it have been easier on everyone if he had simply knocked on the door!? I would have answered, yes, even at 4:30 am!.
But then, I'm quite a fright at that hour! Was the chimp scared of little old me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
But then, I'm quite a fright at that hour! Was the chimp scared of little old me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I DO set the alarm for 4:14am but I don't shake my fist!. No, I hit the switch that releases the rabid wolverines on angel dust!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I set the TARDIS for Alpha Centauri, and just before departure, release an Anthrax filled warhead at him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why not change the setting to every fifteen minutes!.
I only shake my fists at charging meerkats!.
The other ones don't get it!.
Particularly tasty, though!.
Go get us a cold beer
chop chop!~Www@Enter-QA@Com
I only shake my fists at charging meerkats!.
The other ones don't get it!.
Particularly tasty, though!.
Go get us a cold beer
chop chop!~Www@Enter-QA@Com
I get the horse at the ankles, Lucy goes for the chimp!.!.!.!.
Love, RoscoeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love, RoscoeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love the chimp, as this may be a cry for help!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i chase him down and spank the monkeyWww@Enter-QA@Com
id chase him down and tell him to give me my horse backWww@Enter-QA@Com