As the Captain how would you start this telephone call to your immediate superio!
Question: As the Captain how would you start this telephone call to your immediate superior after doing this!?
You've just crashed a nuclear capable sub in to the ocean bed because someone left a sheet of tracing paper on the navigation table that obscured some important (as it turned out) symbols on a map!. You've caused over £5 million worth of damage and injuried three crew men!.
And then the inbuilt phone rings!.!.!.!.!.!. then rings again!.!.!.!. and you lift the handset!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And then the inbuilt phone rings!.!.!.!.!.!. then rings again!.!.!.!. and you lift the handset!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I'd send a lower enlisted man to answer the phone!.
*standing in the background waving hands*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*standing in the background waving hands*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hello Admiral I think Im going to be late for tea today!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm sorry!.!.!.!.!. there's no-one available to take your call at the moment!.!.!.!.!.!. please try again later !.!.!.!.!.!. or leave a message and your number and someone will get back to you shortly!.!.!.!. speak after the tone! !.!.!.!.!.BEEEEP!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
it rings!.!.!.!.lift it up
speak in a lady voice!.!.!.!.
~all roots to this line r busy,please call after sometime~
~peep-peep-peep~Www@Enter-QA@Com
speak in a lady voice!.!.!.!.
~all roots to this line r busy,please call after sometime~
~peep-peep-peep~Www@Enter-QA@Com
OOOOOPS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dominoes, care to try our dominator base!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL well fizz gets the nod as distraction technique !.!.!.!.!.!.
uhmmm!.!.!.!. Sorry we cannot come to the phone right now but if you leave your name and number!.!.!.!.!.!.!.etc!.!.!.!. then fizz dudeWww@Enter-QA@Com
uhmmm!.!.!.!. Sorry we cannot come to the phone right now but if you leave your name and number!.!.!.!.!.!.!.etc!.!.!.!. then fizz dudeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Major Disaster sir! We have been attacked by a foreign power!!!!!.!.!.!.!.WW 3 starts, we all die = )Www@Enter-QA@Com
**** the phone!.!.!.!.ima be GONE!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"There's a minor Problem here!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."!.!.!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hello P!.W!. Honey, you know those 5 days a month I get cramps and am distracted!? Damn Hormones!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hello!. Is John there!?"
(Throws them off every time!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(Throws them off every time!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OOPS!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Pizza Hut, can I help you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you have the wrong number!Www@Enter-QA@Com
''Idiots R Us, how may I help you!?''Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sir!.!.!.!. We have a problem!.!.!.!.
gulp!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
gulp!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com