She's gonna do it?!
Question: She's gonna do it!?
I just know it, this old lady is going to hobble to my office door and ask me to help her put her shoe on like she does every afternoon!.!.!.Should I do it even though her feet smell like turkey sausage gone bad and ruin the start of my weekend or choke her to death with said shoe!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Can't you just tell her that you see clear signs of tertiary syphylis on her feet and that she needs to get them amputated right away!? And since know one knows her feet as well as you do you can do it with a letter opener and there will be no insurance hassles and copays!.
No feet, no shoes, no turkey sausage!. Doop!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No feet, no shoes, no turkey sausage!. Doop!Www@Enter-QA@Com
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
!.!.!.!.!.I'll protect you!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.get back you evil turkey sausage gone bad smelling old woman!!!!!!
!.!.!.!.!.Don't wait for me!.!.!.!.save yourself while you still can!.!.!.!.!.its too late for meee!!!
!.!.!.cough, cough!.!.!.!.gasp!.!.!.!.smell getting to me!.!.!.!.!.can't stand!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it!.!.!.!.!.!.any!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lon!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.I'll protect you!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.get back you evil turkey sausage gone bad smelling old woman!!!!!!
!.!.!.!.!.Don't wait for me!.!.!.!.save yourself while you still can!.!.!.!.!.its too late for meee!!!
!.!.!.cough, cough!.!.!.!.gasp!.!.!.!.smell getting to me!.!.!.!.!.can't stand!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.it!.!.!.!.!.!.any!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lon!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where the hell do you work!?!
Just say find someone else to do it lady!.
Or jump out the windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just say find someone else to do it lady!.
Or jump out the windowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Choke her to death would be a good idea!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
play nice!.!.!.someday you may be a hobbling old lady who needs help!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aww don't be so cruel, help her with her shoe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but add a few thumb tacks as you do=p
~~Peace~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
~~Peace~~Www@Enter-QA@Com
Neither, just hide under your desk when she comes in so she thinks your out to a late lunch :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd like to see you choke her with the shoe!.!.!.this could be interesting!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
run & HIDE before she sees youWww@Enter-QA@Com
What Got Started in the First Place!.!.!.!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com