Have you ever made an educational diorama with food, on a passed-out guest's!


Question: Have you ever made an educational diorama with food, on a passed-out guest's stomach!?
My neighbor up the street, Claude, drunk himself into a cold stupor last night and is still here, covered with dew on the back deck!. By covering his large, hairy stomach with hummus and blue frosting, I've not only toned down the stench of alcohol, but have also faithfully re-created the landing of General MacArthur on the Leyte beachhead, October 1944 (where he proclaimed, "I have returned"!.!.!.beautiful moment)!. Anyway, MacArthur is the half-eaten bratwurst, his landing craft is a smashed MGD can, and his fellow soldiers are represented by a few dozen green olives hitting the "beach" of hummus!.

Numerous kids have come over to look at Claude and his giant historical paunch, and have come away knowing a lot more about our country's commitment to world peace and democracy!. And!.!.!.!.and!.!.!.

Oh damn!.!.!.Claude rolled over and threw up!.

(begins slathering cole slaw on Claude's back, and looking for buffalo wings with which to represent Hannibal's elephants!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Brilliant! Absofuckinglutely brilliant! Beats my offering of the burro ride into the grand canyon using some girl's backside as a palette!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

And I thought Buk had succeeded in making me queasy!.!.
But you have now taken the cake!.!. err!.!. so to speak, that was not intended to give you any further ideas!.
It is the thought of the cole slaw and mayo that did it!.!.!.
{In the immortal words of Alfred E Nueman!.!. BLEEEECH}Www@Enter-QA@Com

oh wow!. I am always amazed at your level of creativity!.
Claude should feel so lucky to be an unwilling participant of your spontaneous creative outlets!.

:P
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It's a holiday and the unofficial start of summer, don't forget the smores!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I stand amazed!.

You sir, are a genius!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!! at my brothers wedding !.!.I got so drunk I threw up on my passed out cousin!.!.!.!.not on purpose!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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