What shouldn't you SAY when first meeting your NEW partners Parents?!
Question: What shouldn't you SAY when first meeting your NEW partners Parents!?
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So that's what you're gonna look like eh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. sorry cant stay long got to dash off to a orgy we've planed
2!.(speaking to the mum) arnt you that stripper in carlos's bar (pause) you know you never did give me my change from that 20 i gave you!.
3!.dont worry i haven't de-flowerd her yet, we only do it anal!.
(speaking to the girlfriend whilst all the family can hear)
4!.so your sure that i wont get rabies if i shake their hands
5!. so all your family are black then !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ok lets eat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!.(speaking to the mum) arnt you that stripper in carlos's bar (pause) you know you never did give me my change from that 20 i gave you!.
3!.dont worry i haven't de-flowerd her yet, we only do it anal!.
(speaking to the girlfriend whilst all the family can hear)
4!.so your sure that i wont get rabies if i shake their hands
5!. so all your family are black then !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ok lets eat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Your son/daughter is a freak in the bedroom!!
2!. My intentions are purely sexual and or financial!.
3!. When you die will you be leaving her/him money, property, or any type of an inheritance
4, Do you have any other children or family members that are single!.
5!. I have been to prison 3 times for domestic/spousal abuse !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. My intentions are purely sexual and or financial!.
3!. When you die will you be leaving her/him money, property, or any type of an inheritance
4, Do you have any other children or family members that are single!.
5!. I have been to prison 3 times for domestic/spousal abuse !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mum, Dad!.!. well though i would get the practise in !!
Hunny you didn't tell me you were raised by your grand parants !
Were did we meet!? well my friend runs this swingers club and!.!.!.!.
I knew i knew your mum she was my ex !!
You know i thought i would never find a g/f that would swallow !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hunny you didn't tell me you were raised by your grand parants !
Were did we meet!? well my friend runs this swingers club and!.!.!.!.
I knew i knew your mum she was my ex !!
You know i thought i would never find a g/f that would swallow !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your daughters fantastic in bed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When is the baby dueWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Jeez I hope you don`t look like your mother in years to come"Www@Enter-QA@Com
You look just like my parole officer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your daughter gives the best head!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Remember that time when we were dogging!.!.!.!.!."
GrrrrrWww@Enter-QA@Com
GrrrrrWww@Enter-QA@Com
tell them their son is a great loverWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hmm, your daughter is knocked up lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL !.!.!.!.hmmm done many mistakes here !.!.!.!.!.who are you and get out was an all time classic !.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
waahaaayyy nice **** ma!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
when I met your brother I told him he got his good looks from his uncleWww@Enter-QA@Com